Please answer the question. "What is the first thing that you will see in heaven?"

[ChaosGodOfJashin]

Ah on a note please answer this with a joke answer. I just want to see a lot of joke answers

 

[RepresentingWrath]

According to Agentt, the first thing I will see will be Zirrboy.

 

[Echimera]

Probably the door slamming in my face.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

The heavenly hosts

 

[Mellohwa]

Do tell me if you guys know...


I don't think I can go to heaven.

 

[gogo7966]

cake

 

[Dudealien]

I’m going to hell

 

[ChocolateLover030]

The pathway to hell?

 

[KiraMinoru]

I’m surprised no one said a lot of dicks yet. If you thought dick pics were bad on Earth...

 

[Noel_Elitia]

aren't there supposed to be doorbells or do we simply knock and get in?

 

[Lloyd]

Something unimaginable and incredible

 

[greyblob]

72 well-proportioned virgins

 

[BlackKnightX]

Ah on a note please answer this with a joke answer. I just want to see a lot of joke answers

A hot goddess.

 

[Lawrencium.]

A large sign with an arrow pointing straight down

 

[SuperHeiyan]

Stars. Maybe even Elvis Presley.

 

[Sola-sama]

Harambe?

 

[Irl_Rat]

 

[ThrillingHuman]

"hey you're finally awake"

 

[Florestes]

The guy before you being striped naked by imps.

 

[Amok]

a bdsm orgy on a plain of ice cream with strawberry milkshake rivers flowing into a vodka sea