Odd encounters with Police

[melchi]

My date and I got some fresh donuts from krispy cream and we were driving back at night, cop pulls me over.
Cop: "How much have you had to drink?"

Me: Nothing officer.

Cop: I saw you drive over the line. Where are you coming from

Me (wearing a krispy cream paper hat): Did I? Sorry I just came from the donut shop.

Cop: Maybe the smell of donuts is hiding the smell of alcohol.

Me: I don't know what to say.

Cop: Here's what we'll do, I want to give you a break so how about I let you off with a warning. You and the girl in the passenger seat can swap and that way you can get home safe.

We swap, the cop drives off.

Girl: I don't know how to drive a standard transmission.

 

[Alski]

Sounds like typical american powertrip cop.

 

[ShrimpShady]

Not my encounter per se, but I was walking down the street one day when I heard a police siren behind me. A couple of guys beside me then broke into a manic sprint.

A few seconds later, a separate group of people ran past me while being chased by the cops. They weren't even after the first two guys, but they ran away anyway

 

[Anonjohn20]

My date and I got some fresh donuts from krispy cream and we were driving back at night, cop pulls me over.
Cop: "How much have you had to drink?"

Me: Nothing officer.

Cop: I saw you drive over the line. Where are you coming from

Me (wearing a krispy cream paper hat): Did I? Sorry I just came from the donut shop.

Cop: Maybe the smell of donuts is hiding the smell of alcohol.

Me: I don't know what to say.

Cop: Here's what we'll do, I want to give you a break so how about I let you off with a warning. You and the girl in the passenger seat can swap and that way you can get home safe.

We swap, the cop drives off.

Girl: I don't know how to drive a standard transmission.

There is nothing worse than a cop looking to bag you on DUI. Courts all around the US have already determined that smell alone does not constitute probable cause, so cops will lie and say you had a strange speech pattern (falsely accusing you of slurring your words); if you take the physical test, you are likely to fail (as being tired is enough to fail that ridiculous test); if you take the breathalyzer and pass (consuming non-alcoholic energy drinks gives a false positive, so stay away from Monster and Red Bull), they'll claim the machine only tests for alcohol and try to arrest you anyway so that they can do a blood test. The US citizen is fully at the mercy of someone with unchecked power, and they can make you undergo a costly (lawyer fees to prove innocence) and time-consuming (court appearances) ordeal.

 

[L1aei]

Me young, stupid teenager.
Me go fish.
Me on bridge.
Me follow collapsing bridge.
Me go bump on ground.
Me wake up all wet.
Me bloody.
Me get picked up by police cruiser.
Me walk to see my both pissed and horrified mom.
Me hear police man joke they had to beat me to get in.
Me watch my mom's auto-targeting system taken off of me and reorients onto blue boys.
Me duck and wait for hospital trip.
Me get staples in scalp to close wounds.
Me live another day to tell this tale.