If your main character had to survive a zombie apocalypse…

[lizzyrose]

If your main character had to survive a zombie apocalypse… but could only use one useless item from their backpack, what would it be?

mine is probably her lipstick taser. What’s yours?

 

[potato_mine]

My MC would take a soda. It won't be of any help, but it's a delicious thing to drink at his last moment on earth (he's toasted)

 

[TheKillingAlice]

Bad call, since I currently write three fantasy stories. One of which features a Protagonist fighting creatures far worse than zombies as her main job (or, well, she's retired, but still) and she doesn't, technically, need a weapon, because she has one she can manifest. Does not suffice in killing her eneemies, but zombies? No problem.
One is the literal God of Life and Death.
And one is... a zombie, in a way.

That's just not a well-matched competition.
But good on your MC, for the lipstick taser.

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Well, just so happens my MC is currently survivng in a zombie apocalypse.
She started out with a bunch of random things, like candles and a lighter but finds a screwdriver in the first chapter, so there's that.

 

[TheKillingAlice]

My MC would take a soda. It won't be of any help, but it's a delicious thing to drink at his last moment on earth (he's toasted)

Gotta stay realistic, I guess.

 

[CinnaSloth]

My Mcs:

My little sister - "Can Zombies be healed?" *poke poke - Gets bit. Heals.* "I think they need a bigger heal.." *Punches Zombie

The Archivist Maid - Stares* (Zombie growl) ... "WAH!!" Runs and gets undeniably lost*

Ise-se-kai 20 - "Is that a zombie?" Kicks* "Sick. that reminds me of this one movie!" goes on movie tangent while all powerful goddess MC gets rid of all zombies in the area so MC doesn't die* ... *MC still manages to die somehow stupidly.

 

[Bimbanana]

My Mcs:

Spoiler: undeads

TING. Floor 30.

“Excuse me, this is my stop,” a necromancer said politely as he passed through them.

The elevator doors opened to reveal an office floor packed with undead workers hunched over computers. Many wore wrinkled shirts. Some rested beneath their desks.

“That’s my 30th-floor boss,” Luke explained cheerfully. “He runs a Black company now. Very loyal employees. None of them have gone home since day one.”

Solo and Belphy shivered.

 

[WineImmortal]

My Mcs:

Spoiler: undeads

TING. Floor 30.

“Excuse me, this is my stop,” a necromancer said politely as he passed through them.

The elevator doors opened to reveal an office floor packed with undead workers hunched over computers. Many wore wrinkled shirts. Some rested beneath their desks.

“That’s my 30th-floor boss,” Luke explained cheerfully. “He runs a Black company now. Very loyal employees. None of them have gone home since day one.”

Solo and Belphy shivered.

Sure, but how much does your protagonist abuse these undead, for them to be resting beneath thier desks? ... i guess even undead creatures dreak woking

 

[Lonely_fox]

Her soft pastels. She’s the one who writes "Don’t dead open inside" here and there.

 

[Madkins]

Thank God I only carry bricks in my backpack... I did it to make it look like I owned something, now it seems that it was a wise choice...

 

[SirContro]

If you asked him, he'd say his best friend.