How do I tell if I'm a vampire?

[minionlover]

What are the general signs that I'm a vampire? (I'm not actually a vampire, I'm just curious)

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Consume garlic.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

You might have an indescribable lust for blood. You might feel small fangs beginning to grow on the top part of your teeth. You might feel weaker when under the influence of the sun.

This one probably doesn't count, but you might want to bang some chicks.

 

[Sola-sama]

You might have an indescribable lust for blood. You might feel small fangs beginning to grow on the top part of your teeth. You might feel weaker when under the influence of the sun.

This one probably doesn't count, but you might want to bang some chicks.

Are you implying that there's lesbian vampire but not gay vampire?

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
You get sunburns.

 

[NotaNuffian]

You are not typing in shakespeare, so you good.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

What are the general signs that I'm a vampire? (I'm not actually a vampire, I'm just curious)

If you're beautiful or handsome.

 

[minionlover]

Thanks, this is all useful information

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Thanks, this is all useful information

I am glad you got help.

 

[georgelee5786]

You grow sluggish during daytime. Garlic disgusts you. Mirrors do not show your reflection. Your teeth feel sharper. Desire for blood creeps into your mind. You are paler.

 

[Aaqil]

 

[Deleted member 54065]

You grow sluggish during daytime.

Especially on Mondays.

Garlic disgusts you.

The bigger the more disgusting it is for me.

Mirrors do not show your reflection.

They break whenever I try to look.

Your teeth feel sharper.

Now that you mention it, it does feel sharp.

Desire for blood creeps into your mind.

Yep, especially when I see my assh*le colleagues.

You are paler.

Gosh, I guess I really am a vampire, especially when tired. ?

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Are you implying that there's lesbian vampire but not gay vampire?

Hey, listen. Your words, not mine.

Vampires can be gay or whatever gender they want to be. As long as the blood is premium grade, I'd imagine they'd willingly smash a horse.

 

[georgelee5786]

You grow sluggish during daytime. Garlic disgusts you. Mirrors do not show your reflection. Your teeth feel sharper. Desire for blood creeps into your mind. You are paler.

Oh, and holy artifacts(crucifixes, holy water, etc.) Cause you discomfort or pain. You are extremely beautiful/handsome.

 

[Sola-sama]

Hey, listen. Your words, not mine.

Vampires can be gay or whatever gender they want to be. As long as the blood is premium grade, I'd imagine they'd willingly smash a horse.

Kinky. I like it. There's gonnna be vampiric horse and girls would throw themselves to try their vampiric horse schlöng. Hmmm, considering vampires have the power to control blood, imagine the length of its erec- *cough* sorry, too graphic.

 

[Agentt]

Sniff your nearest tampon or sanitary pad. If they smell nice, you are one.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Sniff your nearest tampon or sanitary pad. If they smell nice, you are one.

Begone K5, leave the boy alone!

 

[Zakuro]

Carefully.

 

[RavenRunes]

Look in the mirror. If you're not there, you're a vampire.

 

[Agentt]

Begone K5, leave the boy alone!