Writing Prompt Finish The Story: The Perfect Disguise

[dummycake]

"We have to go Tiffany's!" your friend said, "This party is going to rock!"

Your friend was excited about the party like most people in your school were.

You didn't really see the appeal, but you didn't want to be left out.

"But we weren't invited," you said. "What do you want us to do?"

Nobody invited you and your friend.

It's not like they don't want to invite you two, they just forgot.

"We just break in, it can't be that hard."

Your friend always had crazy plans, and no one worked.

"The problem is: Tiffany hates me. She wouldn't mind you but if she saw me she would flip out."

Tiffany and you had a history, it wasn't a good one.

"Just disguise yourself!"

Another crazy plan.

"What?"

"It's the perfect plan! And I have the perfect disguise..."

 

[RepresentingPride]

"We have to go Tiffany's!" your friend said, "This party is going to rock!"

Your friend was excited about the party like most people in your school were.

You didn't really see the appeal, but you didn't want to be left out.

"But we weren't invited," you said. "What do you want us to do?"

Nobody invited you and your friend.

It's not like they don't want to invite you two, they just forgot.

"We just break in, it can't be that hard."

Your friend always had crazy plans, and no one worked.

"The problem is: Tiffany hates me. She wouldn't mind you but if she saw me she would flip out."

Tiffany and you had a history, it wasn't a good one.

"Just disguise yourself!"

Another crazy plan.

"What?"

"It's the perfect plan! And I have the perfect disguise. A pineapple costume!"

 

[dummycake]

"We have to go Tiffany's!" your friend said, "This party is going to rock!"

Your friend was excited about the party like most people in your school were.

You didn't really see the appeal, but you didn't want to be left out.

"But we weren't invited," you said. "What do you want us to do?"

Nobody invited you and your friend.

It's not like they don't want to invite you two, they just forgot.

"We just break in, it can't be that hard."

Your friend always had crazy plans, and no one worked.

"The problem is: Tiffany hates me. She wouldn't mind you but if she saw me she would flip out."

Tiffany and you had a history, it wasn't a good one.

"Just disguise yourself!"

Another crazy plan.

"What?"

"It's the perfect plan! And I have the perfect disguise. A pineapple costume!"

and then they eat you alive because they genuinely thought you were a pineapple

 

[MintiLime]

We’ll dress up as clowns and pretend we’re there to perform!

 

[RepresentingPride]

and then they eat you alive because they genuinely thought you were a pineapple

And that the beginning of an horror story.

 

[Syringe]

"So, how about dressing up as someone she likes?"

And so, as a joke, I dressed up as Pekora...

 

[Raymann]

"We have to go Tiffany's!" your friend said, "This party is going to rock!"

Your friend was excited about the party like most people in your school were.

You didn't really see the appeal, but you didn't want to be left out.

"But we weren't invited," you said. "What do you want us to do?"

Nobody invited you and your friend.

It's not like they don't want to invite you two, they just forgot.

"We just break in, it can't be that hard."

Your friend always had crazy plans, and no one worked.

"The problem is: Tiffany hates me. She wouldn't mind you but if she saw me she would flip out."

Tiffany and you had a history, it wasn't a good one.

"Just disguise yourself!"

Another crazy plan.

"What?"

"It's the perfect plan! And I have the perfect disguise..."

girl disguised as a dude that disguises as a girl

 

[Rhaps]

"We have to go Tiffany's!" your friend said, "This party is going to rock!"

Your friend was excited about the party like most people in your school were.

You didn't really see the appeal, but you didn't want to be left out.

"But we weren't invited," you said. "What do you want us to do?"

Nobody invited you and your friend.

It's not like they don't want to invite you two, they just forgot.

"We just break in, it can't be that hard."

Your friend always had crazy plans, and no one worked.

"The problem is: Tiffany hates me. She wouldn't mind you but if she saw me she would flip out."

Tiffany and you had a history, it wasn't a good one.

"Just disguise yourself!"

Another crazy plan.

"What?"

"It's the perfect plan! And I have the perfect disguise..."

Later at the party...

"Who is this?", Tiffany look at you with a suspicious gaze.

"Hello, beautiful.", you pushed her against the wall, smiling seductively, "You can call me mommy."

Rocking a dommy mommy outfit, you see her blushed heavily in response to your shiny white teeth.

"I told you it would work.", your friend whispered in the background.

Worked it did.

"And kids, that's how I met your mother."

 

[Cortavar]

OK, so you need to not only crash the party, but do so while not being recognized by the girl holding the party, with whom you have a history. And you should be able to enjoy the party. I suppose it's not a costume party, as that would be trivial, anything with a mask works. If you don't want to crash into complete ridiculousness, you still have several options.

Option 1: the sick guy
"Here, take this!" He said while handing you a Covid mask.
"What? That's all?" You said, expecting from his words something more elaborate.
"Well duh, it keeps your face covered, so she won't recognize you, and we can still have fun with the others!"
"Fuck you, I'll try it, but if it fails, it's on you."

Option 2: the makeover
"Here, take this!" He said while handing you some clothes, a razor, a bottle of foam, hair wax and a bottle of hair dye.
"Sorry for your goatee, but it'll have to go if you want to remotely pass as someone else."
"Do you really think clothes, a haircut and dye job and cutting my facial hair will work as a disguise?" You answered dubitatively.
"Hell yeah it'll work! You never wear that kind of clothes, and she knows you as a brunette, but you'll be bleach blonde. Plus seriously dude, the goatee has to go, party or not."
"Fuck you, I'll try it, but if it fails, it's on you."

Option 3: Clark Kenting
Here, take this!" He said while handing you a pair of glasses.
"What? That's all?" You said, expecting from his words something more elaborate.
"Well, yes and no."
"What do you mean? Is that all there is to the disguise or not?" You asked dumfounded.
"Well, the glasses are the only physical part of the disguise, but what you'll really need is to behave differently from what you usually do. Like how no one suspects Clark Kent to be Superman when he's wearing glasses and being all meek. Go on the opposite side of what you usually do, and the glasses will be all you need as camouflage!"
"Fuck you, I'll try it, but if it fails, it's on you."

 

[dummycake]

this one wasn't so good because the first thing most people would think is crossdressing

 

[Hasu_Riri]

Your friend struts in, brandishing not one, but two janitor's uniforms like she's on a fashion runway. "Check these bad boys out. Got 'em from... somewhere."

You, being the voice of reason, respond with a level-headed shrug, "Hey, I ain't even asking. But mark my words, I've got reservations."
Undeterred, your friend looks you square in the eye, "Doubts? Nah, you gotta trust me on this one."

That glimmer of sincerity shines in her eyes, even though your gut is having a full-on debate about this harebrained scheme.

"Listen, the plan's got more holes than Swiss cheese, and it's pretty obvious you whipped it up in five seconds flat," you point out, "but you're onto something with those spare clothes for the bathroom pit stop."

Your sage advice doesn't fall on deaf ears; your friend grins, loving that you're playing along, "Fear not, dear Watson, I've got an ace up my sleeve."
Off she goes, vanishing momentarily to give the janitor trolley a thorough scrub-down.

At this point, you're past questioning the wild ride and just hop on board, "Alright, I've stopped asking questions. Let's roll."

With your joint brilliance at play, you embark on executing what your friend considers the piece de resistance.
--
And so it goes, you suddenly find out your friend's no ordinary gal – she's a bona fide special agent. Her target? Tiffany. Oh, and this seemingly innocent event? A cover for a blood sacrifice, because surprise, Tiffany's a vampire. Just your typical twist, right?

But hold on to your seat, because guess what? You've been promoted. Yep, you're officially her trusty assistant in the noble art of vampire hunting. Who knew your everyday life would take this turn, huh?

 

[AliceShiki]

"No, it's not the perfect plan and it's not the perfect disguise." I cut him off.

"Oh, come on!" He tried saying.

"No. I'm not going to Tiffany's party, no matter how fun it looks like it might be.
"Seriously, she became hetero after dating me, like... No. She's gonna grab a baseball bat if she sees me enter her home uninvited." I stated firmly.

"But if she doesn't find out..." He started saying.

"Then I'll be at my ex-girlfriend's house blaming myself over and over again for how our relationship ended. I'm good. You go, I stay." I said.

He sighed and gave up on it, so I just spent the party day watching cat videos alone at home... I guess this isn't so bad... Being single isn't so bad...

I wiped out a tear that was coming out... It really isn't that bad...