I used to keep a dream journal, and I once dreamed an entire Slylock Fox noir detective movie, complete with misdirection and twists and a surprising amount of coherency.
Admittedly, one trouble with writing down your dreams immediately after waking up is that even when trying not to, your conscious mind often adds details and makes the dream more coherent than it actually was. I genuinely tried not to "rewrite" any of this and to only write down what I could remember from the actual dream, but looking back this seems way too structured to be something my mind came up with while asleep. I'm not sure what to say - I definitely tried to avoid "making it make sense" while writing it down, and this is still what came out.
Here's the entry I've copy/pasted from my old dream journal:
Usually I dream in the first person, although sometimes my dreams are like a video game in which I'm not directly in the dream but am controlling the main character(s). Last night's dream was different; I was watching the entire thing like a movie without any involvement myself - I can't remember the last time I had a dream like that, though I assume it's happened before.
This dream was a noir detective mystery starring Slylock Fox.
Cassandra Cat was moonlighting as a real estate agent, during which time she met a wealthy elderly gentleman looking to buy a mansion on the edge of town. Not only did Cassandra Cat close the deal, she ended up marrying him. It was obviously an Anna Nicole Smith situation, but the old man was happy with the arrangement (apparently he was a furry) and so was Cassandra. They moved into the mansion together along with the man's grand-nephew, a 3-year-old child named Oliver.
Some time later Cassandra Cat called the police, saying that when she woke up, she found her husband lying dead in the bed next to her, apparently from a heart attack while he slept. The new chief of police was a large bulldog named Fido, who was so dedicated that he showed up personally to handle the investigation. After spending some time interviewing the family and then looking around the mansion, he asked Cassandra Cat to take an inventory of everything in the house to make sure nothing had been taken.
Cassandra was shocked to discover that a number of valuable paintings were missing which had been present the previous night! She hired Slylock Fox to find whoever had stolen the paintings and presumably killed her husband, but Chief Fido wasn't buying it. He told everyone that he would prove that Cassandra Cat had killed her husband and have her put away for good.
Soon afterwards, Cassandra Cat and the young child Oliver both disappeared. Chief Fido didn't want Slylock Fox snooping around and compromising his investigation, but Slylock and Max were too well liked and respected for him to stop the community from helping them. After investigating the scene of the crime, Slylock discovered a sewer grate on the grounds of the estate which showed signs of being recently opened. He and Max climbed into the sewers.
(My memory of their journey through the sewers is kind of fuzzy - I remember something about them being chased and I believe Slylock ended up solving a mystery for Allison the Alligator who lived in the sewers who then let him pass, but the details are too blurry for me to be able to recount them.)
Eventually Slylock and Max discovered a warren of rats, run by Pack the Rat. And who should Pack be hiding but Cassandra Cat, along with a large collection of valuables! Cassandra herself seemed very out of place in these dark, damp sewers, wearing a large fur coat and a diamond necklace while smoking from one of those fancy cigarette holders. She explained that he had teamed up with Pack the Rat to fence goods that she was stealing from her husband, but it was mostly jewelry and old silverware and china and little-used, little-seen things which she knew her husband wouldn't miss. She didn't steal the paintings or murder her husband. And she had no idea where Oliver was.
Slylock actually believed her, for several reasons. Murder wasn't Cassandra's style, and she already had a nice stream of income without needing to do anything drastic. Besides, everything her husband owned would have been hers when he eventually died anyway, so she'd had no reason to do anything more drastic than sell off a few trinkets for some extra spending money while she waited for her husband to croak.
However, Slylock and Max still turned Cassandra in - she was wanted by the police, and Slylock Fox would never conceal information from the authorities. Chief Fido informed them that an autopsy had revealed that Cassandra's husband had been poisoned, which he believed implicated her. After all, she prepared his meals and she herself hadn't been poisoned. She had the means, motive, and opportunity, and Chief Fido meant to put her away for good!
But Slylock wasn't buying it, so he set out to prove Cassandra innocent. No one seemed to know where little Oliver had ended up, and Slylock thought he might be able to provide some clues as to what really happened. So he set out to find the child, hopefully before anything happened to him.
(I don't really remember the details here either - I know that Slylock and Max ended up finding Oliver after some more sleuthing and talking to a bunch of people around town, and I think that Slick Smitty ended up being inadvertently helpful, but I really can't remember anything specific.)
Oliver had been holed up in an old townhouse with some friends, along with a ton of valuable antiques. Apparently his old man had figured out that Cassandra Cat was stealing from him. He didn't care too much, since he knew and accepted what kind of cat she was, but he wanted to make sure that Oliver would still have enough to be taken care of after he was gone. So he set aside a lot of valuables that Cassandra didn't know about with some old friends and told Oliver to go there if anything happened to him. However, none of the missing paintings were among the antiques, so that mystery was still unsolved.
Oliver was only 3 years old, and the line between fantasy and reality wasn't very clear to him, and he was especially confused about all the animals who were also people. However, he said he did see who took the paintings, but he didn't know the person's name. All he could say was that it had been one of Cassandra Cat's real estate clients - Cassandra sometimes took him along when showing homes to people, and he had seen the person on one of those trips. But he couldn't given any more details.
(In retrospect, it's unclear why he couldn't at least say what species of animal the thief was. Slylock is a good enough detective to know to ask that question, so I don't have a good explanation for this - it's by far the biggest plot hole in this dream.)
Chief Fido didn't think that this testimony was reliable, and even if it was it still implicated Cassandra Cat, who could have easily conspired with a client to steal the paintings, which were incredibly valuable. And Slylock was running out of time - Cassandra was soon to be convicted!
In desperation, Slylock took Oliver and had Max drive them around town, specifically to all the places where there had been new construction recently. He reasoned that most of Cassandra's clients had been shown the new homes that had recently been built, so this was the place where Oliver was mostly likely to recognize someone. And sure enough, as Max drove them slowly down the streets along the newly built townhouses, Oliver points a finger towards someone sitting in a rocking chair smoking a pipe on their stoop...
And it's Chief Fido! Suddenly everything makes sense to Slylock! Chief Fido got the call about Cassandra Cat's husband and hurried over to handle the investigation personally. He took the paintings while looking around the mansion and loaded them into his squad car. Then he had Cassandra Cat take an inventory, knowing that everyone would assume that the paintings had disappeared during the night while everyone was asleep. He knew that Cassandra Cat would be easy to frame, given her long history of crime, and as the chief of police, Fido would be able to fake, coerce, or modify the autopsy to indicate that poison had been used, when in fact the old man had simply had a heart attack just like everyone knew would happen sometime soon.
As this realization dawned on Slylock, he also saw that Chief Fido had spotted them and realized what was happening. Max hastily hit the accelerator and sped away, but as he rounded a corner a little too fast, they began to skid on some newly fallen snow off the road. (Friggin' Max - can he do ANYTHING right?!) At this point, I remember wondering what would happen - Slylock Fox is such a relative tame world - it would seem out of character for Chief Fido to chase them down and try to shoot them all to cover up what was happening! But then again, this was all so intricate and in many ways unlike a typical Slylock Fox comic that I wasn't sure whether they were in mortal danger or not. I distinctly remember thinking "Whoa, is a police office about to murder a child in a Slylock Fox story?!"
Chief Fido was indeed running after them, and I wasn't sure if he was the kind of dog to murder a child, and in any case they hadn't quite careened off the road yet, though it was gonna be close. And just as Max hit the brakes and tried to swerve back onto the road to get to safety... I woke up.
This is definitely one of the most intricate and detailed dreams I can ever remember having.