God already created idiocracy, why did he even bother creating you?
This guy got a lot of fans, because there's no mosquito that doesn't like feces.
If people used education instead of money then he'll have no reason to own a wallet
No one need to pay you a visit, because the moment you speak, logic itself kicks you across the jaw
If you continue to live like that, then no one's sure you'll keep your teeth intact when your hair's grey
After seeing the rage of the community, I swear you'll wish to cool down in a boiling pot of cooking oil
You can stop being arrogance and stinky, [Insert untranslatable gay joke here]
[Insert untranslatable pedo joke here]
You're a plague that everyone need to stop
You told us that 20 guys ganged up on you but you didn't die, but you didn't tell us about the uncontrollable bladder and inability to defacate after the fact.
If I were to be invited to your funeral, I'll remind myself to not forgot to laugh
[Insert untranslatable joke about being stupid, lazy and uneducatable here]
They said people from the North has a cute and sweet voice, jesus, you just listen to this pig and shut up.
Everytime you have intercourse, you needed a NASA satellite to triangulate your girlfriend's butthole.
[Insert untranslatable joke about being uncultured here]
When the obstetrician got their hands between your girlfriend's layers of fat, that's Aron Ralston's 127 hours
If the density of the moronic populace explodes then the underworld will need to open up more branches.
[Insert untranslatable joke about the other party's personality and crooked morality]
After listening to this, make sure to cover your jaws, or else you wouldn't have dentures when you decided to talk shit again
I ordered a set of dog brain just like you asked.
I'll tell everyone this if you promise not to laugh, he has a terminal illness, it's human fungal disease
[Insert untranslatable joke about the other party's personality and crooked morality x2]
You're disabled at the anus so whenever you wanna rap or defecate, there's only one hole to use.
[Insert untranslatable medical operation joke here]
[Insert untranslatable bacterial eating heart and marrow joke here]
[Insert untranslatable fat joke that's the punchline about the word choice here]
I've made some research, whenever his girlfriend jump into the ocean, she'll hit the floor, ignoring Archimedes' law
I plan to get an license for a garden - pond - barn model for your team, then I'll make sure to get the finest weight gain feed for your girlfriend, eat well or else I'll be sad.
Your brain is only worth half a spoon of sand
[Insert untranslatable cultured fat joke here]
[Insert untranslatable joke that references to that one time the other guy threatened someone over Facebook, telling them to come over, but when they did, he yelled burgalers (in the middle of the day) and got the guy beaten up to a pulp by local neighbors]
[Insert untranslatable about the usage of autotune]
18000 concurrent livestream viewers, most are just talking about how your hair look like pubes.
You being dumb is your own problem, while the septic tank is your feast.
[Insert untranslatable joke about how the other guy's career about to end]
[Insert untranslatable joke that references Eminem]
You're prideful about that tale about how you survived 20 dudes, that's just because you avoided treatment. So 20 guy had to hunt you down to get you your hemorrhoidectomy
Ever since that day you've been a crossdresser, everytime you giggle you cover your teeth
After that encounter with 20 men, your left and right legs are fine, but your middle leg had to be moved with a wheelchair (potential mistranslation)
I know you're battling it out every day, just so that people will remember you when you're old, such great efforts of a patient with STDs
You can cut the act, because every time you rap, the audience reaches into their pants to fix their balls
You're enthusiastically stupid
You're passionately stupid
You're legacily stupid
You're bottomlessly stupid
You're persistantly stupid
You're tiringly stupid
Basically he's a stupid man filled with dreams
To protect the environment, you guys should try and chain this guy up (reference to this one time he was accused of burning books)
I know you lived a terrible life because of your addiction, where you scramble every night to pump feces into your veins.
You didn't have any toilet paper, so you used a spoon
You proved that you can be both stupid and ignorant
In the future, make sure to tell your kids: [Insert untranslatable quote that made a word play on septic tank and drama queen here]
