A princess, an alcoholic vampire, and a honey badger walk into a bar. Actually, it was more of a stumbling out of one.

InkyFingers

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Let's start from the beginning...
 

Representing_Tromba

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I feel like vampires would be extreme lightweights only because of the whole instantly hitting their bloodstream thing so it would make sense for a vampire to constantly be drunk.
 

LilTV1155

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They got in a fight with honey badger.
Princess is a heavy drinker, but may have been working as a barmaid?
Honey badger snuck in for foods and get into honey mead cellar and eat up everything.
Honey Badger are hard to kill.
 
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