1 billion dollars for sticking out your gyatt or you'll get a 12 inch stick in your gyatt, if you don't.

[Ellieporter]

High risk, high reward.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Ellie, are you drunk?

That being said, the first.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What the hell? This is not even a question.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I think there is no high risk or high reward. I think it's you who is high, Ellie. Go get some sleep.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

? ? ? ? ? ? ?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

???

 

[Deleted member 76176]

What does this even mean. I'm so confused

 

[BearlyAlive]

Gyatt? Like "Oh!MAH!GYATT!" squealing teen exclamation kind of? I'd do it for a billion, but only grudgingly. And under heavy protest.

If you mean "butt" the joke's on you, I'd do this for free as long as I don't get jailed for public indecency, so pay up

 

[Lloyd]

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

 

[LuoirM]

I'll take both gladly. I get to have a 12 incher up me without going out to dinner while also getting paid? DREAM

 

[AnonUnlimited]

What’s a gyatt?

 

[Goodmann]

Given only the binary choice, the first -- you didn't say whether said 'stick' was debarked, sanded, or smooth or jagged business end! Getting ripped up there would be hideously unpleasant...

 

[prognastat]

So if you stick it out you get 1 mil and no 12 incher. Or you get no money, but get the 12 incher? That seems to be a super easy question. I'll take the 1 mil and leave not being tore up.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I don't know what a gyatt is but I will do it for the money

 

[georgelee5786]

1 billion

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Hmm... Monkey thinks this is a lose-lose scenario

 

[Representing_Tromba]

The former.

 

[Sola-sama]

Most sober Ellie moment.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Where would I be sticking it out? As long as I'm not going to get arrested, I'll take the money.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

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