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  1. SirDogeTheFirst

    Do authors want readers to point out spelling/typos in comments?

    I personally like it. Feels good to see someone read the chapter, and took enough care to spot and tell me about mistakes I made.
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    Please Help Me Name The Child

    Name them something like AnonJayUnlimitedMark the VIII. If they ever ask why they are the eight despite being the only child, tell them you sacrificed the other seven to various deities for a cheeseburger with epic stories to follow thorough each sacrifice. It should traumatize them for good...
  3. SirDogeTheFirst

    Y'all think I should try a Sugar Mommy harem?

    Go for it. Adult woman for the win! It is also a genre surprisingly fitting for a fantasy story where all sugar mommies are basically warlock patrons giving powers, or a sci-fi space adventure story where all sugar mommies are rich corpos funding the adventure.
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    Ideal length for chapters

    1500 to 2500 is the most common; you can go longer or shorter, depending on the type of your story or the chapter's context. I seen some stories put out like 10k+ first chapters and do fine.
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    Most Hype Moment ever in a novel?

    In the first Wheel of Time book, when they used the Horn of Valere. In the Riftwar Saga, when the MC basically 1vAll'ed an entire arena full of top wizards. Of course, The Ride of the Rohirrim, both the book and movie versions, is one of them as well, and probably my favorite all-time top...
  6. SirDogeTheFirst

    How to make friends?

    Alright, here is the main tactic I use. First step: Have some interesting hobbies, or something you are good/decent at, like video games or sports, or just go feed and pet random stray animals. Second step: Hope someone more outgoing adopts you as their friend. Third step: Enter that friend's...
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    Have you ever wanted to read a light novel that feels like a magical story from the Middle Ages?

    No, if I read anything other than system isekai with yuri harem, I explode.
  8. SirDogeTheFirst

    Do You Have Plot Armor

    I always find a parking spot. That's like my plot armor. Whenever I go somewhere, there is already an empty spot, or someone leaves just as I approach the place.
  9. SirDogeTheFirst

    Your writing speed?

    My current average is between 1200 and 1500, though it sometimes reaches the low 2ks depending on the context of the chapter. Also, whenever I finish about 10 chapters, I gather them for proofreading, grammar, and other touch-ups. Works better than my old method of doing these as I write. I am...
  10. SirDogeTheFirst

    What is your favourite food?

    Beans. I love beans in soup, cooked bythemselves, mashed, crisped in butter and served with Tahini lemon sauce, stewed. If something has beans in it, I am likely to like it.
  11. SirDogeTheFirst

    [daily] taking out the trash

    My morning class got canceled so I went to the supermarket before it even opened. Wasn't an eventfull day, but guess who got the monster.
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    [daily] taking out the trash

    Went to supermarket decently far away from my home to buy Monster Aussie Lemonade (it normally isn't sold in my country,) though I failed to find any, there was a decent sale on a brand of fruit leather I liked so I bought some of that instead.
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    It's Time To Boycott Nintendo [News Update 2025/11/6]

    We need to first to collect all Pokemon fans who buy every new release no matter how bad it is into a very big rehabilitation complex and beat some sense into them, then we can defeat nintendo.
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    Opinions about dressing and style

    Openly mocking someone for their fit is a dick move, but, how you dress, your body type, how groomed your hair, and how you smell is what people will create the first impression of you, and that first impression goes a long way. Also, just rock a black pants + plain t-shirt combo if you really...
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    What would your death row meal be?

    Anything that would give me an explosive diarrhea, I am leaving one last departing gift on that chair. Jokes aside, probably lentil soup.
  16. SirDogeTheFirst

    Webnovel Contract

    Be ready to make pennies for writing thousands upon thousands words each day. They also control all the rights over your work, and there is also a chance of your work not getting noticed, if that happens, you would just ended up loosing right to your book for nothing. Also, I don't know if they...
  17. SirDogeTheFirst

    What was the first books that got you into reading?

    Beast Quest by Adam Blade. Thinking back, none of those books were really high quality, but were good reads for my kid brain, and basically worked as a gateway drug for other books.
  18. SirDogeTheFirst

    What is the worst cereal?

    Anything without enough sugar to permanantly damage my body. I am eating cereal not because I want to be healthy, I eat it because I am an adult and I don't want to be seen eating candy for breakfast, so I eat candy that is socially acceptable to consume at breakfast.
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    Ugh, I realized I gave my elf princess blonde hair

    This quote reminds of Defender of the Basic
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