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  1. J_Chemist

    HAPPY BIRTH OF THE REAL MOTHERLAND

    A THREAD FOR THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE. BECAUSE FUCK ENGLAND, OPPRESSION, AND TAXES. THE FACT THAT WE PUT UP WITH TWO OF THOSE THREE ON THE DAILY IS BLASPHEMY BUT HERE WE ARE. ENJOY A COLD ONE ON ME. COOK THEM THEIR STEAKS UNTIL THEIR JUICY. SHOOT OFF YER GUNS AND SHOUT SOME YEEYEES FOR ME. AND...
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    Endings

    A story unfolds, a tale is told, a climax reveals itself and unfurls before our eyes with the Main Character reaching the summit of their journey. However, thouygu this is the end--we know it is not truly. There is more to be done. One final task to be completed. One final request to be...
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    A Goodbye thread for the quitters!

    As a warning, because some of you probably actually need it: this is a joke. A personalized thread where you get to say goodbye to the forum, created by popular demand for your unpopular opinions! Admit it. You've wanted to do it, to say it! You give up! You're all done, all washed up...
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    Bugs Mobile Text Bug/Cursor Issue

    When on Mobile in the text box, if I backspace to delete a paragraph gap, something moves the cursor over to the right one character. Essentially, if I type out "Moves" and hit the 'enter/return' button to make a new paragraph, then realize I no longer need that paragraph and I backspace to...
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    Adventurer Applications

    Hi, Hello. It's me. The lazy writer who lacks creativity. I'm here to offer you each an opportunity to sell to me an Adventurer that I can plug into my story. I'll be needing about twelve to fifteen, maybe twenty, in an upcoming section and I will lose sleep trying to come up with that many...
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    TableTop Interest

    Hello all, more serious thread here. No memes, I swear. Okaymaybeone? I'm looking to see if any of you would be interested in participating in any One-Shot, backyard TableTop games on the weekends. Preferably Saturdays in the afternoons (EST time). The time can fluctuate to later in the evening...
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    You better be Working.

    I have forgotten who you are, but I remember seeing it. I have forgotten the thread, but I remember what you said. I may be old, but this goldfish brain of mine spits out reminders every so often. One of you here set a goal. A workout goal of some kind, and I have forgotten the exact words and...
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    What is a Hero?

    Take away the bland, fairy tale definition for a second. Take away the magic swords, the gilded shining armor. Remove the party and the demon or whatever evil they have to face. Define what a Hero is. Just the person. The individual. What do you believe makes a Hero? Is it their choices? Their...
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    PB&J Ratio

    As I make myself the first PB & J sandwich after a long time, the question has once more arisen in my brain. Achieving the perfect ratio of Peanut Butter and Jelly has eluded me for nearly three decades now, but there have been times when I have come close. With that, I wish to know of other's...
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    Isekai'd Side Characters

    Edit: I'm adding this up top. I'm not looking for examples. I'm looking for a discussion on the topic. Your thoughts and viewpoints, things you would like to see, things you hated, and things you would do different. Examples are nice but I'm not reading any stories provided. Give them if they...
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    Royal Families are pretty cringe

    Really not a fan of those "king" and "queen" monikers. They really are a problem. Especially their runts they call children. "Princes" and "Princesses". Those lot are just cringe, bros and brolies. Always swinging their fake power around and making the regular people do their bidding. Gross. I...
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    Who's the GOAT of ScubHub?

    Out of everyone here, out of all of the greatest posters to ever post on this forum, who's the greatest of the greats? And let's be honest here. There's only one true leader of the pack. It's a clear answer that we all know. A true hero. A champion of champions. The best person that everyone...
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    Book Covers - Titles

    Sup y'all. I come with another problem to be solved via discussion. As I have a new book cover on the way, I have a conundrum to be solved. Book Covers and Titles. What text do you put on your covers? Or if you're not an author and just a reader, or if you're an artist, or just someone with an...
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    Chapter Draft Feedback - Fight Scene

    Hello all, I'm currently stuck in a bit of a quicksand pit and I'm uncertain of how I want to get out of this little mess. You see, I've written my next chapter for my story and the entire chapter is just one big fight scene. The fight scene includes a lot of power scaling bouncing between the...
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    Contact With Readers

    Hello Fellow Scribes, I have a question as it's been on my mind lately and I had a Reader recently comment asking about it. How many of you have a community of some sort set up for your books/novels? Do y'all have a Discord that you put out for your Readers to join? If so, how do you utilize it...
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    Do you even lift?

    Hello Weary traveler. Come hither, take a seat. Rest your weary bones beneath the moon and bask in the warmth of my burning hopes and dreams. I hath a query for you, lads and lasses. Does thou hoist? If so, for whomst and whasts? Share thy goals, fellow fiber destroyer and sore limb enjoyer...
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    Over 600k Words

    Hey y'all. Going to go on a little personal rant here. Sometimes, I find it baffling to think of how long I've been writing for a single story. Every now and then I think about how much time I've spent sitting down, typing away at my weekly chapters, thinking of what I want to have happen in my...
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    Looking for Artist Novel Cover Art

    Author Name: J_Chemist Profession: Author Preferred Art Style: Something more realistic/gritty. Not the silky smooth anime that's all over the place. Story: The Blessed Child Request: Looking to get two new cover artwork pieces done for my novel. The first requires some reworking and new...
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    Story Idea Feedback

    Hello all, After an initial sort of rant post on my profile about wanting to start a second novel, I've been slowly getting more serious about it these last few months. On top of that, I'm finding myself slowly burning out on my OG Book. It's not that I'm not wanting to continue the story, it's...
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    Genre-based Story Titles

    Hello All, I come with discussion topic. Story Titles. They're meant to be both inviting, cool, witty, and describe the story inside in the absolute most concise manner possible. However, I have come to also noticed that some titles are very "genre based". By this I mean story titles tend to be...
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