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The one above me betrayed the noble duchy of space vampires to throw her lot in with the perfidious republic of cloned simpletons.

The one above me super-liked my tinder profile :s_eek:

The one above me eats pickle-flavoured ice cream!

The one above me stole the laptop. The story, once a surefire generational hit, was re-written into a futa harem adventure.

The one above me needed to have head-height wedges cut from all their door frames at home.

The one above me enjoys smut, but they have to be in the right sort of mood.

The one above me seems to have jumped in between me and my intended victim. Rude. :cautious:

The one above me can't breathe fire. It's dreadfully embarassing and he hopes the other dragons never find out :)

He ran into the first room, stopped short as he caught sight of the old hag in her decrepit bridal gown. "The agony is exquisite, don't you think?" the woman croaked, leering at him through broken yellow teeth, "to live on forever with a broken heart?"

The one above me has just drank six pints of vodka and is currently swimming around his local pool underwater, periodically surfacing to make submarine noises.

Maybe we should take to loitering around artist communities. 'Hey, that's some really awesome artwork you've got there. You know what'd really take that picture to the next level? A webnovel!'

The one above me once rode a bear into Walmart

The one above me is Gray_Mann

Meanwhile, deep within the haunted forest, a fork of lightning split the night sky. "Aha," cried Tony, eyes wide in mad triumph, "my plan to spike Dick's mushrooms with more mushrooms worked perfectly! No-one alive can stop me now!"

'Keep it down or none of yeh'll get fed,' he snapped over his shoulder. The new child seemed to have assumed something of a leadership role amongst his new brothers, and had begun conducting a chorus of 'Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?'

"I didn't order anything," he whispered, eying the box skeptically. Whatever it was, it smelled faintly of aloe vera and if he strained his ear he thought he could just about hear the closing credits from 'Blackadder' emanating from its gooey depths.

“I am strong, father,” he nodded fiercely, though his hands shook as though his entire life depended on what he said next. “I want to be, I want the men to respect me, just like they respect you. How can they do that, if I’m the prince who couldn’t Awaken? Won’t they ask questions?” “It is…...

The one above me spent the last 25 minutes creating a litRPG System for a protagonist who controls a giant mecha otter called Humphrey

The one above me spends their days preaching hell-fire and brimstone about the evils of fruit-based pizzas, however was recently caught during a police raid at an underground pizza den with their mouth full of pineapple.

The one above me ordered 200 pineapple pizzas to the alien mothership, pay on receipt.