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  1. Woolen_Monkey

    How would you beat squid games?

    I wouldn't. But if I'm going to die Imma make sure it's on the highlights.
  2. Woolen_Monkey

    @Gryphon I felt my foot jolt when I read that. @I_am_a_bot Muffin is shared throughout the...

    @Gryphon I felt my foot jolt when I read that. @I_am_a_bot Muffin is shared throughout the community. We all get our turn. *Pat* *Pat*
  3. Woolen_Monkey

    I woke up next to muffin... Though they didn't know I was there it still counts. :blob_ninja:

    I woke up next to muffin... Though they didn't know I was there it still counts. :blob_ninja:
  4. Woolen_Monkey

    How's it going guys? Any exciting news?

    How's it going guys? Any exciting news?
  5. Woolen_Monkey

    The Last to Comment Wins

    True.
  6. Woolen_Monkey

    Go back to bed

    Go back to bed
  7. Woolen_Monkey

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Ouch
  8. Woolen_Monkey

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Our John Doe's identity turned out to be Loe Argor. He appears to have died from blunt force trauma, with deep contusions around the back of the head. He also appears to have been restrained, as suggested by the bruising around the wrists. Judging from the decomposition, I estimate he has been...
  9. Woolen_Monkey

    The Last to Comment Wins

    no uh
  10. Woolen_Monkey

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Out of left Field! Its a monkey!!!!!! He hopped that wall like an expert with experience... ??
  11. Woolen_Monkey

    New car paint!

    New car paint!
  12. Woolen_Monkey

    The gospel truth...

    Thou who withholdest the filth is a heathen to all that is true.
  13. Woolen_Monkey

    If every woman has a penis...

    Twice the fun in bed?
  14. Woolen_Monkey

    Anon is just a homosexual exclamation mark. I've been saying this since I joined.

    Anon is just a homosexual exclamation mark. I've been saying this since I joined.
  15. Woolen_Monkey

    I'm hijacking Moo Principles! Put the money in the bag or it gets it!

    I'm hijacking Moo Principles! Put the money in the bag or it gets it!
  16. Woolen_Monkey

    I didn't need you anyway!!! *Thinking of how to apologize without apologizing*

    I didn't need you anyway!!! *Thinking of how to apologize without apologizing*
  17. Woolen_Monkey

    They say the first message on a page is special. ????

    They say the first message on a page is special. ????
  18. Woolen_Monkey

    Your predictions for 2025..

    Imma stub my toe
  19. Woolen_Monkey

    ... So I can't pay you to apologize in my stead. Not even for a crisp $20. ?

    ... So I can't pay you to apologize in my stead. Not even for a crisp $20. ?
  20. Woolen_Monkey

    Funny mode (Woolen Exclusive) - Rapid funny moments for up to 15 min. Apparently my sister...

    Funny mode (Woolen Exclusive) - Rapid funny moments for up to 15 min. Apparently my sister always records around me because of it. Honestly the amount of stuff she has of me on her phone is frightening. That's blackmail all the way back from when I was 9.
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