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When everyone is weird, Being normal is a protest. Anon should be careful. If he doesn't reach his strangeness quota, he's bound to be arrested and shipped off to Canada to slave away in the maple mines.

I have a deep-seated terror of Apple Pie. I dunno. Those crisscrossing strips across the top of the pie are just unnerving. They remind me of the hounds of Tindalos. Never been a big fan of angles. *snort* That's funny. I can see this is a comedy. Blue and Orange Morality Well, Here's a...

Oh yeah. That'd just be cringe.

You should hire my cousin, Grin. He's a ball of gnashing teeth and hate-filled darkness.

What's to be afraid of pi? BTW, pi is only infinite on paper. It is finite in reality. The minimum distance anything can travel is the Planck distance. To get a wavelength less than that would require so much energy it would stop being a photon and becomes matter. Therefore, there are no...

It doesn't. The effect is because of the medium, text, and anonymity. You'll have the same outcome with or without an audience. Maybe you are more likely to have an argument with more people involved, but if everyone else stays out, it'd be the same if conducted by DM.

Currently? Not sure. I suppose first of all, I'd have to know the other author was committed to the bit. I'd hate to start something that had to be axed halfway through.

I do not have color-safe bleach and you are a monotone color. If we washed away your one color, would there even be anything of you left?

Pie. Not open pie, like a chocolate pie, or a pumpkin pie, but apple pie in specific. However, all pie makes me a bit nervous.

First of all, allow me to loan you a spray bottle filled with a mix of half-water, half bleach. Spray yourself down every time you come to these forums from over there. Maybe it's spam. Did you think of that? Hmmm? Who are you? Who sent you? Why am I in this handbasket? Where are you taking me...

In soviet Russia, Hero summon YOU. Funny thing is, I was going to write a story about an Isekai's Russian who winds up in a world where Ukraine allied with aliens from space that then immediately conquered Russia. They were then going to enslave all of Russia and cart them off into space. Turns...

HE CAN JUMP TO THE MOON. I don't care how many muscles you got, that's magic.

Japan is very mountainous. This leads to clear streams. It leads to a belief that clean is better than dirty which discourages the behavior you are asking for. Unlike europe which has been a stagnant cesspit for most of human history. What would happen? They'd get kicked out. Duh. What? You...

Okay, just flipped through the manga. WTF. If I can Punch out GOD, I got magic. How can they say he doesn't have magic when clearly he is a physical adept? This manga gonna hurt my brain and make me scream at it, isn't it? Manufactured society is manufactured.

I now want to write an Isekai where a gym rat gets sent to Harry Potter world, never read the books or saw the story so he has no idea what is going on, gets assigned to Hufflepuff, but decides to teach them about getting ripped. The house is renamed HuffleBUFF. EDIT: WTF, there are like, a...

Huh? What's a Mashle? Why should I care? How did it end? because I can't be bothered to find out. Does it have something to do with potatoes? It looks like something to do with mashed potatoes. I steal dis meme. My meme now.

O.O **Inches slowly away** **Calls 911**

I do it like this, I do it like that, I did her with a wiffle ball bat. Not one shred of my self-esteem is based on the opinions of others. Let go. This. This right here. This is your problem. You want to be liked. You don't want to be a good writer, you don't want to improve, you don't want...

I hear you. The answer is: No.