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Well I mean, I don't think H is one of the sounds affected by a lisp? Isn't it like, and intense breathe that people named a letter after?

*touched* Well it doesn't matter if you tried to kill me because it was a shadow clone the whole time. *aggressive hand-signs*

Wait can we take a quick time-out to discuss the reasoning behind this unrealistically UwU-ified version of the villainess laugh? I don't think you're supposed to replace the H's, Boss.

Fools. While you were distracted, I've wiped out almost the entirety of the Hansean regiment with my secret cult! Also the death star helped too.

QAQ I was supposed to be the mob sidekick! How did all this pressure end up on me?

Get a bunkmate.

Peaceful?! This is a dictatorship! And I will have you know, I am still as clue-ful as ever. Me and my cult are just working really hard day and night to figure out how many tablespoons of virgin souls we need for our recipe.

Clearly, my miraculous power to disappear for hours on end is proof of my abilities. Fear not boss, I will find this temple and sacrifice 69 virgin souls for the sake of your resurrection. Those were the ingredients, right? *squints at cookbook*

Don't worry, I'll eat it for her as she is currently unavailable.

I remember during my interview I preached my incredible skills as a meat shield. I do not intend to fail now. Just tape me to the door of the bunker and we'll be gud.

If space lasers and the death star are considered a "battle of attrition" then I don't know where we'd go next. Summon the ender dragon perhaps?

My attack failed! This is inconceivable! Quick, Padoru-San, man the Death Star!

:0 Nahrenne was the true villainess all along! Maybe she's guiding Yorda from the shadows.

So true.

You fools have forgotten about me. Definitely not because I disappeared for a day. *backstabs* For the queen!

you.

kiwi