2nd instance:
(I DECIDED TO GIVE OTHERS BENEFIT OF DOUBT AND WENT TO SOMEONE ELSE)
Me: Knock Knock
Them: Who's there?
Me: Koala
Them: Sleep... koala... sleep!
(IS IT THAT HARD TO JUST SAY 'koala who'!!! SO THAT I CAN GO AHEAD AND SAY MY AMAZING PUNCHLINE!!!! AND KOALAS ONLY SLEEP 22 HOURS A...