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  1. BenJepheneT

    Coming back to this, I'm not joking. I'm serious. I'm not eloquent enough to spew correct...

    Coming back to this, I'm not joking. I'm serious. I'm not eloquent enough to spew correct sounding scientific jargon but trust me when I say that forcing yourself to think you're happy actually works. It's a caveman-tier solution, but it's an apt solution when nothing else works.
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    Dear diary, Today, I saw the fattest fucking stray cat take a shit behind the residence...

    Dear diary, Today, I saw the fattest fucking stray cat take a shit behind the residence dumpster on my way to work. It was the stankiest shit I'd ever laid eyes on, like chocolate fondue regurgitated twice, frozen over, and now melting. We locked eyes. After it finished, it looked away...
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    lol just feel happy lmao

    lol just feel happy lmao
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    I think if K5 says that some people might start taking them in vastly different directions

    I think if K5 says that some people might start taking them in vastly different directions
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    I will be elected

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    The Last to Comment Wins

    Shout out to all the guys whose car doors the avengers ripped off to use as improvise shields. Bet you they're only 3 months away from paying off the installments.
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    What was the most valuable thing you learned in school?

    Unironically, what I learned in my schooling years are different personality types. Not that 16 personality type gay bullshit, but encountering general characteristics from people, and learning whether we could become great friends or that we just couldn't mesh together at all. Out of all the...
  8. BenJepheneT

    no, I haven't played games for a few weeks already. it's periodic that I wake up mentally fucked...

    no, I haven't played games for a few weeks already. it's periodic that I wake up mentally fucked up like this. It's within expectations, at this point. I invite this sensation. Means I get to beat up some fucken demons in my head. Better out than in.
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    Out of all the fucking April fool's prank pulled on me nothing made me angrier than a discord...

    Out of all the fucking April fool's prank pulled on me nothing made me angrier than a discord server owner who painting a fake ping on the server icon making me waste ten OCD minutes trying to get rid of it
  10. BenJepheneT

    Names of energy / power source used for wielding magic or psychic abilities?

    I like to keep the term varied. The elves will call it "magic" but the beastkins will call it "inner power" or something. The names will reflect on the species' philosophy. Like the more academic wizards will call them "mana" and attribute realms or phases for em. It's an extra layer of...
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    >9gag punishable by death

    >9gag punishable by death
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    The Last to Comment Wins

  13. BenJepheneT

    What is your best Novel?

    my first series on the internet; 2 years in the making; only 3 people catching the updates; still what I consider to be my personal best https://www.scribblehub.com/series/62445/caninstinct/ even if no one's reading it, I'll still write updates for it. it's the one series where I put my full...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    sex with bog potatoes
  15. BenJepheneT

    random stuff

    there are no fools in april. only gamers who rise and grind, and sneeds who feed on seeds. are you a gamer or a sneed?
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    just do it. it's already in public conscious that there's bound to be a lunatic or two on the...

    just do it. it's already in public conscious that there's bound to be a lunatic or two on the train. for the low price of being a weirdo to complete strangers, you get a moment to let loose in the open air for a few minutes. go for it.
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    woke up today with ego death, like i just gorged a fuck ton of humble pie. it was completely...

    woke up today with ego death, like i just gorged a fuck ton of humble pie. it was completely unprompted. i simply dragged myself out the bed and felt small and insignificant to the world. it felt refreshing, like i had nothing but the whole world to reconquer. rise and grind, gamers. rise and...
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    What songs are you listening to?

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    The Last to Comment Wins

    may he forever cope and seethe as the first loser in the Last to Comment thread
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    Ice Age Creatures in Fantasy Novels

    not in my LoversLab mod they aren't
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