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  1. ShrimpShady

    The proof of the burger is in the pain in the ass eating

    The proof of the burger is in the pain in the ass eating
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    Why're you angry? It could've been a veggie burger. This is why I can't stand you cattle...

    Why're you angry? It could've been a veggie burger. This is why I can't stand you cattle. Always the perpetual victim in your own fantasies
  3. ShrimpShady

    "To enjoy the tastiness of a big juicy burger you must first contend with the absolute pain in...

    "To enjoy the tastiness of a big juicy burger you must first contend with the absolute pain in the balls of actually eating it" - Albert Camus
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    My insatiable thirst for knowledge leads me to finding out things that no man should fuck around...

    My insatiable thirst for knowledge leads me to finding out things that no man should fuck around with
  5. ShrimpShady

    "Fuck around and find out" - guy who will also find our very soon

    "Fuck around and find out" - guy who will also find our very soon
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    I'd personally be interested to check out the places outside of the big cities :blob_hmm:

    I'd personally be interested to check out the places outside of the big cities :blob_hmm:
  7. ShrimpShady

    [IMG] I think I might know the reason for that

    I think I might know the reason for that
  8. ShrimpShady

    True!

    True!
  9. ShrimpShady

    Tummyache builds character

    Tummyache builds character
  10. ShrimpShady

    Daily music recommendation #304 [MEDIA] I first heard this song as a kid in a Nat Geo Wild...

    Daily music recommendation #304 I first heard this song as a kid in a Nat Geo Wild commercial and it hit me with an almost painful wave of joy. We will be joymaxxing in 2026 (no we will not)
  11. ShrimpShady

    Think of it as equivalent exchange

    Think of it as equivalent exchange
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  13. ShrimpShady

    I'm not going to pretend I'm not seeing the world getting psyoped into believing that Indian...

    I'm not going to pretend I'm not seeing the world getting psyoped into believing that Indian food isn't the fucking bomb Wake up sheeple :blob_thor:
  14. ShrimpShady

    I have reflected on my actions and learned from my mistake. I was not aware of anon's...

    I have reflected on my actions and learned from my mistake. I was not aware of anon's condition, and poking fun at him about it is plain wrong and does not represent the safe, inclusive space I intended my profile posts to be. I will continue to work on my cultural sensitivity to make my...
  15. ShrimpShady

    Open your replies, you pusillanimous tapeworm, and fight like a man :blob_thor:

    Open your replies, you pusillanimous tapeworm, and fight like a man :blob_thor:
  16. ShrimpShady

    Shromp Rule #(n) Anon's rules are dumb and he's a dummy

    Shromp Rule #(n) Anon's rules are dumb and he's a dummy
  17. ShrimpShady

    900 China points ???????

    900 China points ???????
  18. ShrimpShady

    That's what I get the most out of their music, that Donald Fagen sings like he has a shit-eating...

    That's what I get the most out of their music, that Donald Fagen sings like he has a shit-eating grin. That everything he sings is not as it seems. Much like Steely Dan's smooth jazz-flavored rock plastered like gold flakes on top of odes to the decadent and the dregs, though there is hardly...
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    Daily music recommendation #303 [MEDIA] On its own, this is a solid and tender enough little...

    Daily music recommendation #303 On its own, this is a solid and tender enough little rock tune. However, as a Steely Dan song... Well, let's just say I understand why that boy got out of there. David Palmer's voice is a little too soulful, too genuine for the sardonic timbral grin of the Dan.
  20. ShrimpShady

    I just submitted a ticket and added that I would like to speak to a human regarding the...

    I just submitted a ticket and added that I would like to speak to a human regarding the situation, as their initial reply appeared to be a canned bot response :blob_hmm:
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