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  1. CountVanBadger

    An idea I had

    He knows, but he forgets. It's easy to forget that walking into traffic is bad when you don't have a fear instinct to remind you, especially when you're thinking about other things. It's a Men in Black situation where people handling the problem have mostly kept it under wraps. Repeated...
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    An idea I had

    I've had this idea bouncing around in my head for a couple years now, and for some reason I haven't been able to get it to shut up for the past few weeks. I'm not going to do anything with it (yet) since I've got so much else going on, but I want to talk about it a little. Maybe that'll help me...
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    What Good Thing Happened Today?

    Outback's blooming burger happened today. Mmmm. Fat man happy 🤤
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    The Last to Comment Wins

    Give a man a fish, and
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    Fallout New Vegas: Is Caesar's Legion cringe?

    Degenerates like you belong on a cross
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    I have to tell this story to at least one person a year, and it's almost midnight so I'm just going to tell all of you: The best April Fools Day prank I've ever pulled was on my dad. It was about ten years ago, and my parents had invited me over to their place to have dinner. After we ate, they...
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    I want to invent a new sport

    Aww. Now I feel insecure about my body. Thanks a lot, Corty :(
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    I want to invent a new sport

    Imagine this: there's an Olympic-sized pool filled with water. A metal tower stands in the center of the pool, rising twenty or so feet high. At the top of the tower is a bunch of trampolines set up in a sort of bowl shape. The biggest trampoline acting as the floor is an octagon, and eight...
  14. CountVanBadger

    We don't need AI Slop illustration [RANT]

    Same difference. Art is expensive no matter where in the book it goes, so unless you're offering up your own money to cover the commission fee(s), you've got no right to tell the artist what to do with the story they're letting you read for free.
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    We don't need AI Slop illustration [RANT]

    The point of the thread being that when your readers don't like AI illustrations, you need to shell out hundreds of dollars to commission an artist?
  16. CountVanBadger

    We don't need AI Slop illustration [RANT]

    There's a difference between having a good relationship with your audience and letting them tell you to spend hundreds of dollars on something they're getting for free.
  17. CountVanBadger

    We don't need AI Slop illustration [RANT]

    Will you be paying to commission the artists for those illustrations? If not, kindly stop telling authors how to spend their money on the entertainment you're being given for free, and go taste test an electric fence.
  18. CountVanBadger

    Crimson Desert Releasing In One Week

    The climbing and gliding mechanics make it feel like Breath of the Wild with The Witcher 3's graphics and worldbuilding. Or maybe Tears of the Kingdom is a better comparison since it has sky islands you can explore and then dive back down to earth from. Also, they just released a patch that...
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    Crimson Desert Releasing In One Week

    I'm having a great time with it. I've actually decided to make myself put it down for a week or so. I've been playing it so much that I'm at risk of burning myself out on it.
  20. CountVanBadger

    I need a non-swear swear word

    How about NECROMANCER? This thread has been dead for five months, and I've already published the book I was trying to get help for. EDIT: looking at your post history, apparently commenting on dead threads is just something you like doing.
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