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Let them cry themselves to sleep. It's what I do. If they fussy, fuck em they can cry till they tire themselves out then. I think of it as exercise for their lungs Stop worrying about that shit then. If bad things are bound to happen they will happen whether you are there or not, and you cant...

My fictional crush Deadpool. That scrotum-looking son of a bitch is hella sexy. As for waifus, Esdeath. I want her to step on me and rub my head at the same time.

Henry Cavill. They do look similar tho, eh?

Well I did that from memory. Anyway, I found it funny. Invincible was great, looking forward to the second season.

Oh you mean Abusive Dad Simulator? Yeah. Finished that a while ago.Train scene was all kinds of fucked up lol. THINK MARK, THINK! You really believe I was joking about your mom being my pet? I meant that literally! It was her idea! She makes me take her to the back yard for walks, Mark! And...

Padding, basically. Like descriptive stuff. Sometimes authors get too into it and it drags on.

A negative person will see the world as it is. They've gone through the vissitudes of life and that's where the negativity was born. Meanwhile, a positive person will view the world as they would like it to be. They know only a small piece of what the world is like. And living in such delusions...

Not high enough. Buy some weed and get high as balls.

Listen man. Start with drugs. Make your character high as balls. Do that and you have an award winning story

how high are you?

You'll never reach the apex

Damien Claybrook: Listen mate, either they get subjected to heavy brainwashing, or they die. There really isnt any other option. And honestly, im not that patient. So mass genocide it is. We can repopulate the world anyway. My sweet Mary and Vee, our cute little saplings will become the new...

I always feel bad for my readers. Cuz I have a small yet loyal reader base but I rarely update these days cuz my pc is shitty and is frustrating to use.

Different, but the same, but still different

I can provide recipes for stoners. Help settle their craving for munchies. For example, pizza and eggs. Ever try it? Get leftover thin crust pizza. Dice it up. Warm up a pan, pour some oil, throw that baby in to warm and crisp up. Boom, pop in a couple eggs and scramble it all together.

I want to go to Italy and publically announce, "alright, sissies, it's time yall cucks learn how to make a PROPER pizza...." and then proceed to take a tortilla, slather ketchup on it, and top it with nothing but sliced apple and American cheese.

Alls I'm saying is Supergirl and Wonderwoman ain't got not business being that thiccc and walking around in leotards. These villains they fight gotta be eunuchs or some shit, mate. Me, I'd have them pregnant in the first volume. And lets not even get into what unholy things I'd do to Batman's ass.

That's why they always lose. Too busy jerking themselves off ranting about how genius their plans are instead of molesting the hero like they should.

Gay fish. Do you like fish sticks?

So we have a soup called Menudo in my culture that you may know of. It's a pretty well known soup in Mexico. Anyway, an ingredient that goes into that soup, beef tripe, is seriously under rated. Tripe is essentially stomach lining Its chewy and tough unless you boil it a long time. But if you...