Agentt

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  Agentt

• Mar 31, 2022

I told a person who was being edgy to that he is being too edgy.

He didn't knew what edgy meant, he assumed it refers to the saying "a blunt edge cuts itself."

So he replied,
"Why would I want to cut myself?"

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  Agentt

• Mar 31, 2022

Would you rather turn into a giraffe or be a human with giraffe like neck?

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  Agentt

• Mar 30, 2022

Would you rather have a 20 cm pencil thin dick or a 3 inch long, 3 inch diameter thick dick?

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  Agentt

• Mar 30, 2022

Why the feck do Filipinos drink so fecking much!!?

What's the use of "kids can only drink 13% alcohol" when you are going to gulp fecking 3 bottles in one go!

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  Dudealien

• Mar 29, 2022

I made a cake yesterday

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  PeacefulMyst

• Mar 29, 2022

Hello, Agentt it's been a while.


How are the children doing?

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  Agentt

• Mar 28, 2022

After weeks, it is now time that i drop out from the chess competition I was in.
I climbed from wooden league to stone, to bronze and now I am at silver where it is almost impossible for me to stay unless I take this seriously.

So, Agentaken, who is currently #9 in his division, shall now rest.

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  Agentt

• Mar 27, 2022

I am feeling grateful today, so consider yourselves fortunate enough that I am graceful today as well

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• Deleted member 70892

• Mar 27, 2022

Carrots give you diabetes... by how?

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  Siostar

• Mar 26, 2022

Hmmmm.... so blurry?

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  Agentt

• Mar 26, 2022

Me talking to my female plants: Awww, you look so cute! Look at that lil cutie flower. Be big and strong.

Me talking to my male plants: Shit nigga, look at that flower. I bet bitches are hungry for your pollen, huh? You got all those bees making a line for ya.

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  Agentt

• Mar 26, 2022

I'M GOING TO DRAW SOME FAT JUICY BREASTS!

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  Agentt

• Mar 25, 2022

Whenever someone calls you brother, just say,
"Don't accuse my father of infidelity."

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  ConcubusBunny

• Mar 24, 2022

Hey, I just read your April fools for and can only say one thing, what did I just witness?

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  Agentt

• Mar 24, 2022

God, laundry is such a hassle. I stopped wearing clothes 7 years ago just because I couldn't be bothered anymore.

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  Nhatduongg

• Mar 23, 2022

Carrots give you diabetes

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  Agentt

• Mar 23, 2022

Do you think aliens look at our long list of available sexualities and think we have unlocked character customisation?

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  Agentt

• Mar 23, 2022

I think the reason there are so many sexualities is that after a point, there wwre so many that people were too lazy to scroll down the list to see what sexuality they had. So they just made one up for themselves. A custom class, just for themselves

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  Agentt

• Mar 23, 2022

That feeling when you are playing a porn game but suddenly the puzzles get challenging enough for you to actually focus and concentrate and the girl's moans are getting annoying and distracting.

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  Dudealien

• Mar 21, 2022

I play my polymerization, and use it to fuse my “you know I had to do it to them” and my “meme review doctor Phil” to create DOCTOR PHIL THE ULTIMATE GREEN M&M