Agentt

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  Agentt

• Dec 16, 2021

The advertisement for cheese in my country is weird. It says,
"Cheese, the swag of new India"
And then shows a bunch of teens doing tricks on their bikes.

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  Agentt

• Dec 12, 2021

Playing Little Alchemy. I somehow made a atomic bomb before discovering metal

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  Agentt

• Dec 9, 2021

Is UGF ultra ground floor? Where is legendary ground floor or epic ground floor?

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  Agentt

• Dec 9, 2021

Why do authors think 12 year olds say "you are weird lol" every 2 seconds?

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  Agentt

• Dec 9, 2021

The existence of ground floor implies existence of fire floor, water floor and wind floor

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  Agentt

• Dec 8, 2021

Just found out that a friend of mine drinks alcohol, and I am beginning to wish there was a block option irl too.

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  Ddraig

• Dec 7, 2021

Cute avi

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  Agentt

• Dec 7, 2021

Its weird how people freely give out their Instagram, or facebook ids, but are suspicious when I ask them their email ids

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  Agentt

• Dec 5, 2021

I want to catfish someone right now, I can't be a complete trap without catfishing people

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  Agentt

• Dec 5, 2021

Internet: Don't borrow jokes, not even rephrasing works.
Me: straight up steals @BenJepheneT 's jokes

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  Agentt

• Nov 28, 2021

Sleep

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  Agentt

• Nov 28, 2021

"I am tired, bored and lonely" is basically my catchphrase now

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  Agentt

• Nov 16, 2021

Asking a dwarf to make your armour is like asking a german to gas your friend

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  Agentt

• Nov 16, 2021

Making fun of people for being homosexual is like making fun of sun for rising in east,


I shall do both

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  Zirrboy

• Nov 15, 2021

After having tried every method of mirroring, I have determined that you are not symmetrical

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  Agentt

• Nov 14, 2021

I noticed that its not like my browser stops ads on sh, its just that my net is so sucky, they don't load

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  Agentt

• Nov 14, 2021

I knew talking to religion fanatics is annoying, but God, exorcists are even more annoying

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  Agentt

• Nov 14, 2021

I was combing my hair in mirror, and my younger cousin(13) said,
"Hurry up, its not like you have to be Mia Khalifa"

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  Agentt

• Nov 10, 2021

A conversation I had with my father last night
-What's pussy?
-Cat.
-Oh, so, its a word used only for cats?
-Yeah, its a slang.
-Why do you think they call cats pussy?
-That's quite interesting, I don't know.
-I think its because we pspsps to call them.


Yeah, so...he found my porn stash apparently

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  Agentt

• Nov 10, 2021

Its funny that when I ask people,
What's the word for day after tomorrow?
They reply,
I don't know
But when i say
Isn't it weird there is no word for day after tomorrow?
They instantly reply,
Its overmorrow