Playing Little Alchemy. I somehow made a atomic bomb before discovering metal
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Is UGF ultra ground floor? Where is legendary ground floor or epic ground floor?
Why do authors think 12 year olds say "you are weird lol" every 2 seconds?
The existence of ground floor implies existence of fire floor, water floor and wind floor
Just found out that a friend of mine drinks alcohol, and I am beginning to wish there was a block option irl too.
Cute avi
Its weird how people freely give out their Instagram, or facebook ids, but are suspicious when I ask them their email ids
I want to catfish someone right now, I can't be a complete trap without catfishing people
Internet: Don't borrow jokes, not even rephrasing works.
Me: straight up steals @BenJepheneT 's jokes
Sleep
"I am tired, bored and lonely" is basically my catchphrase now
Asking a dwarf to make your armour is like asking a german to gas your friend
Making fun of people for being homosexual is like making fun of sun for rising in east,
I shall do both
After having tried every method of mirroring, I have determined that you are not symmetrical
I noticed that its not like my browser stops ads on sh, its just that my net is so sucky, they don't load
I knew talking to religion fanatics is annoying, but God, exorcists are even more annoying
I was combing my hair in mirror, and my younger cousin(13) said,
"Hurry up, its not like you have to be Mia Khalifa"
A conversation I had with my father last night
-What's pussy?
-Cat.
-Oh, so, its a word used only for cats?
-Yeah, its a slang.
-Why do you think they call cats pussy?
-That's quite interesting, I don't know.
-I think its because we pspsps to call them.
Yeah, so...he found my porn stash apparently
Its funny that when I ask people,
What's the word for day after tomorrow?
They reply,
I don't know
But when i say
Isn't it weird there is no word for day after tomorrow?
They instantly reply,
Its overmorrow -
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