I was combing my hair in mirror, and my younger cousin(13) said,
"Hurry up, its not like you have to be Mia Khalifa"
"Hurry up, its not like you have to be Mia Khalifa"
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A conversation I had with my father last night
-What's pussy?
-Cat.
-Oh, so, its a word used only for cats?
-Yeah, its a slang.
-Why do you think they call cats pussy?
-That's quite interesting, I don't know.
-I think its because we pspsps to call them.
Yeah, so...he found my porn stash apparently
Its funny that when I ask people,
What's the word for day after tomorrow?
They reply,
I don't know
But when i say
Isn't it weird there is no word for day after tomorrow?
They instantly reply,
Its overmorrow
A person asked some tips on how to write a kiss scene, and someone replied, use personal experience.
So, here we have a kiss scene written by me based on my personal experience of kissing my hand
Suck
Suck suck
Suck suck suck suck
Suck suck?
Suck
*coughs*
*wheezes*
Oh god, its stuck in my throat!
*coughs×99*
Suck suck suck suck
Wow, this tastes bad.
@CadmarLegend has a discord bot to announce new chapter uploads named Agentt is a pervert and my father, who knows my username often asks me who this person is and why does he call me a pervert every few minutes
*gives milk to all cats of SH*
Hey Agents? ?How can I post a pic at the background in my profile page here just like you did? ?
The trending page has been stagnant for a while
Oh, I noticed that perhaps my pop up blocker prevents people's signatures from coming
The dragon was a metaphor for a horse all along
Are there any microscopic pokemons?
Ntr-d lolicon, how are you feeling today?
AGENTT!!!!
Smoke the baby
If its black, fight,
If its brown, lay on the ground
If its white, say good night
It's been a year since you've joined SH and SHF.
Meow~
Didn't had time to paint, and lost my drawing pad -
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