I wanna put a stick of butter and a big scoop of jelly up inside that booty and let it melt so I can have it on my toast for breakfast and drink the rest with a straw out your buttermilk butthole
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My baby's first word is enema. He told me I should have one while I was sitting on the toilet.
Today, my husband and I pulled one of my hairs out of our baby's anus.
Also, how are you?
I am wondering what you asked that traumatised nine star
I am really sorry again ? but, why not ask something else much better and clean? ?
I found a kindred spirit! I have a huge crush on this author:
All Saints Hotel and Cocktail Lounge: Monk, Nathan: 9780578955063: Amazon.com: Books
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What a coincidence that you are the only person I know who is currently online
Tilly Lilly is probably bored~
Sher pronouns are very interesting.
I’ve been wondering, how do I use ‘whore’ in a sentence?
I'm going to be offline for a few days because I am oiling my desk. Please leave some funny messages for me for when I return!
I didn't realize you could edit your reviews. Well, happy birthday K5, I just gave your lewd poems a 1 star review! Congratulations, you finally achieved your goal of being in last place!
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Check the signature
*rolling around*
I am currently writing a poem and I am honestly surprised how you managed to write so many
Whenever I look at your pfp, I imagine all three to be fused from down there.
I'll wait for the day when you get 6969 messages. It'd be—
Didnt wanna get in trouble for hijacking a thread so lemme just say, that reply...jesus that sounds like nightmare fuel. Reminds me of a show o saw once. Freud, i think, on netflix. Only watched 1 ep cuz there was a point where a serial killer CUT A WOMAN'S VAG and i just couldnt anymore -
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