Earlier, my younger brother said he was going to turn the male cat into a girl and make him his wife. I asked him what he was reading, and he said "I'm breeding this cat."
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I am eating butter chicken~
They will start to question me when they notice that my appearance hasn't changed in the 80 years that they have known me.
Food. Chicken nuggets. Deep fried.
I eated a sub.
Some people are born handsome, others smart. Some people have both, and some people were born at the top of an ugly tree and fell and hit every branch on the way down, only to fall onto a stupid shrub on the ground and get brain damage.
I know that most people like to shit in the toilet, but does the toilet like to get shat in.
I went for a walk in the rain. I enjoyed it very much.
I was born in 1583.
peakity packity.
I just took a shower.
Apparently, according to my sources(not telling who), a deep fried pizza just tastes like a regular pizza. I might have to independently verify that myself, because it sounds interesting.
Two men and a woman walk into a bar. All of them get drunk, and the two men start arguing over whose penar is bigger. "Mine's six inches," said one man, and the other replied, "Oh, yeah? Well mine's six and a half." Suddenly, the woman chimes in and says, "Mine is 8 inches."
I had an accident in which I spilt a large amount of ice water from my water cylinder on myself. My ass is cold.
I like pepperoncini, but I especially like it when it's been sat out and dried. I like to eat it with pistachios.
It's raining. I also got pizza.
I feel anxious. Like I might get jumped. I am laying in bed. I still feel like I might get jumped.
I have no energy recently. Eating doesn't help. Hydrating properly doesn't help. Sleeping doesn't help. What am I supposed to do? I've been mostly asleep with only a little bit of wakefulness for the past 4 days. -
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