AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Friday at 6:21 AM

If I find whoever pre-set me to hard mode on life, imma kill 'em.

Life do be the hard sometimes when I be the lady of working,
have the retarding and All Dem Head Derangments.

Brain be like: why sleep and eat? WHY DO IT? IT'S GAE. I DON'T LIKE IT.

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  Bimbanana

• Apr 23, 2026

Hi there, i'm from the Orc's Bar. I'm here to give you the receipt

THE ORC’S BAR​

Item Qty​

[Retard's Delight]. 1​

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TOTAL: RATE MY NOVEL !​

Thank you for drinking like a true Orc!

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 23, 2026

Just like me fr fr

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 22, 2026

Y'all need to stop posting in threads from like 5-6 years ago. It's cringe.
It's like showing up on someone's doorstep cause you suddenly remember them from highschool.

Like bitch, who are you?

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  Bimbanana

• Apr 22, 2026

For you, a glass of Vida Paloma!
Mixture of tequila, lime juice, and grape juice soda.
A bright, refreshing, and slightly bitter mix that can bring a lively, rhythmic energy to songwriting

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 21, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 21, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 20, 2026

Rule #5160 Some men thirst to drown, while others die.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 20, 2026

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  CinnaSloth

• Apr 20, 2026

You changed your banner! It's cute. lol

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 20, 2026

I love when people are politely condescending.
It’s like being insulted with a smiley face and stabbed with toilet paper. Couldn't be me.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 20, 2026

4:20am on 4/20.
Yeet.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Apr 20, 2026

What’s so funsies?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 20, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 20, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 19, 2026

If you try reeeally hard enough, maybe one day, one day, that person you pretend to be will become reality.
The day when you end up in that fun padded room I hear great things about.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 19, 2026

I know, it's really hard, isn't it?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 19, 2026

If gods were real, wouldn't they be the origin of unemployed behavior?
They're essentially the admin/moderators of life but rarely do their job if ever at all, but still praised daily as if they do.
What a strange reality show we live in.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Apr 19, 2026

The Alice Trifecta has been successfully completed.

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  CinnaSloth

• Apr 18, 2026

hi Alice.