I just ate 3 tacos and am finishing a massive burrito, and now my stomach hurts from too much food.
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Why do my hallucinations run like they just saw Satan when I try to touch them?
I endorse all of my actions, except for the ones I'm not proud of.
I got it-yeem. Yay~!
I ate a bag of JIF peanut butter eggs, and now I'm feeling a little horny...
I ate ham and casseroles yesterday.
My cherry blossom tree will soon be in full bloom. Yay~!
Network router is dead.
I just ate a well done roast.
If you give a human a starship, then he'll ask if he can ram it into the sun at full speed.
My package will be here within the month. I say month, because it's coming from the complete opposite side of the country...
I'm afraid to shit myself right now. I am having a viewing of Extreme Diarrhea 3: Out of Paper 2: The Night Runs.
I get four and a half months off after today! Yay!
The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.
My couch is an evil bastard and decided it wanted to stab me. Evil bastard couch.
It's raining. I love rain.
I had butter chicken, rice, and naan for dinner. I'm eating the second half of my dinner four hours later, because I can't eat it all at once. -
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