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  sleepandeatallday

• 53 minutes ago

I just realized... my tenant, she keeps her 4 yr old nephew with her... and I've seen that boy helping his aunt care for his baby cousin and it's been more than 6 months... she isn't sending her nephew to school and it just hit me... whenever I visited their room, I saw baby toys and stuff but I saw no toys for the nephew!

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  sleepandeatallday

• Today at 4:15 PM

I'm stuck with an idiot... she was putting nutritional mix in her drink... and I told her to put some more, it might aid her retarded brain develop.... and she just nods happily and put one more spoon of it in the milk....

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  sleepandeatallday

• Today at 1:16 PM

[Ahem! I'm bored of being an evil cat now so I'm turning over a new leaf.... try things differently. Be nice and kind and not plan for world domination for now....]

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  JayMark

• Today at 1:08 PM

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  Agentt

• Today at 11:38 AM

Sleepy manipulates people :0

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  SRB

• Today at 11:17 AM

Psst.

Hey.

I got the pocket money Agentt refused to give to you.

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  Agentt

• Today at 10:20 AM

You could earn a lot of money by offering to spare people when you rule the world if they pay you

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  Agentt

• Today at 9:25 AM

Gimme a cat

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 7:59 PM

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all?

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 7:51 PM

I should sleep but sleep is for the weak!

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 5:09 PM

My grandma wants me to talk to this one girl I met at a wedding 2 years ago and ask about her life... basically her job, relationship status, etc subtly. Grandma.... you weren't subtle at all! Is my uncle this hopeless that now I have to be on lookout for potential matchups for him!!?

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 3:06 PM

Sleepi's self motivation tip #10: I never knew having henchmen was so tiring! I now know why all those villain bosses in the movies were so grumpy!

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 2:29 PM

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 2:25 PM

Dear Diary,
I hired a clown and a dog as my henchmen and a catto as my mascot to further progress my evil schemes of world domination.... but ....but I suspect they are all here for free donuts and cookies! Not a single mean bone required to be a villain can be found on them but it's ok! I've waited this long, I'll wait some more to teach them! That said, I should go stock up on those cookies and donuts!

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 11:14 AM

[Searching for henchmen to help me in world destruction domination]
Salary: negotiable
Requirements: I'm the boss! Must obey my directions
Job benefits: free cookies and donuts, flexible hours, a boss that can stab your enemies

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 10:07 AM

My sister is back! She even got me a cute cup and a purse! *twirls happily*

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  SRB

• Yesterday at 7:39 AM

Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!

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  sleepandeatallday

• Yesterday at 5:13 AM

I'm appalled at how xenophobic some cnovels authors can get! This particular novel was soo horrible that I can't even read it any further than chapter 17!

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  Agentt

• Yesterday at 1:46 AM

Floofball
What is your purpose?

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Tuesday at 1:33 PM