11pm drinking a sugarless energy drink, a bottle of red wine, white wine, pomegranate juice, coke zero, wine coolers, and nomming on non-sugar chocolates, and crisps, watching markiplier videos on youtube in bed all by my lonesomes.
Chairs need to be reinvented......
(ran a quick errand.)
I was standing. I always stand.
Someone politely gave me their chair
and asked me to sit.
...and I remembered exactly why I don't.
the curse of a big butt....
i just realized it's 4am.. and i'm trying to see if i can win a 'most horny author' contest, and a 'most boobiest' (against a brown cow and a bunch of guys) in the forums.

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