Day 1 of actual Kirbo and not Kirby in the cow's world:
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*pokes* I got you and that worm child of yours a gift~
I got you both some sunscreen! Be sure to spray loads of it on that worm child of yours! Ah no need to thank my generosity! :3
Moo Principle #541 - For reasons. I am going into hiding.
I just realized, you like being kink shamed for being a cow.
Moo Principle #540 - I just successfully completed a high volume optimization session. It's all about streamlining processeses and making room for the next big challenge. Time to prioritize inputs to fuel massive movements which will synergize the shift of the interior paradigm.
Moo Principle #539 - Next time your boss tells you to wear a tie just say, "You know who else wore a tie?"
Moo Principle #538 - In order to defeat suspected vote tampering, I'm making a last minute plea to all voters to change their vote, or vote for, @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian as the boobiest of the scribblers.
psst! *peeks from a shady dark alley while wearing a black hoodie and sunglasses* Here's the fancy Swiss grass! I have upheld my part of our deal!
Pineapple
Moo Principle #537 - To cook a whole roast duck with crispy skin and tender meat, prick the skin all over to help fat render, salt it generously, and air-dry it uncovered in the refrigerator for 24 hours. Roast on a rack in a pan at 450F for 30–40 minutes, then reduce heat to 400F for another hour or until the internal temperature reaches 165F in the thigh. Let it rest for at least 20 minutes before serving.
People really be calling anyone a granny nowadays, she doesn't look older than 22
Answer me, granny, what time is it for you?
Moo Principle #536 - Does this make me famous now? An innocent grandma like me? I'm so flustered.
Interview with Jaymark
𝕊ℂℝ𝕀𝔹𝔹𝕃𝔼𝕋ℍ𝕆ℕ the gossip magazine editor: notsleepandeatallday 20th March, 2026 Ahem! Say bye to boredom for we have brought to you this week, a very special interview! You'll all be pleased to know that this issue's featured guest is everyone's beloved scandalous cow @JayMark We have all...www.scribblehubforum.com
Moo Principle # 535 - I'm baking cookies. Who wants some cookies?
O GREAT BULL! may I interview you? I'm thinking of making a gossip magazine and you are this week's featured guest!
Moo Principle # 534 - It's funny how people who make bank by commiting fraud will look down at people who are not making as much money by trying to produce things honestly and mock them. Eye opening.
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