Hans.Trondheim

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 19, 2026

My student be like, "Sir, it's embarrassing, but can you stand in for my parent this coming graduation?"

And I was like, "Dude, tis an honor to be like yer parent for graduation."

(Yeah, I'd like to have children.)

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 17, 2026

Something that I can't get used to, even when I'm already teaching graduating classes for three years is whenever I have to say goodbye to my students. Tis a bittersweet moment.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 17, 2026

And so, I'm trying to enter VGen...

https://x.com/Hans_Trondheim/status/2033884204224913751

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 14, 2026

And so, MY THREAD ABOUT SCAMMERS HAS PROVEN ITS USE FOR MULTIPLE TIMES NOW, fucking dimwits!

I've been exonerated and justified.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 14, 2026

Ngl, with every organs inside my body feeling bloated, it really feels that my end is drawing near.

Not that I'm afraid to die, I'm just worried who'd take care of my mother when I pass.

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  Iamnotatop

• Mar 12, 2026

Invite me to dinner, hans (this will help when you want to take a lady out)

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 12, 2026

I really don't like these first few months of the year. I'm always sick.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 11, 2026

Let me just rant here...

"Lady, don't make me fall for you because I don't wanna drag you to my mess."

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 11, 2026

My own cigarette for when I can't breathe, like now.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 11, 2026

My ignore list keeps getting long lately.

Tis now @ seven

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 10, 2026

"You got a big family, sir, including us!"

-my student

They can always come back and I'll listen to them anyway, even without her telling me that.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 9, 2026

Earlier, in one of my class...

Me: (my voice is angry) "Hey, let's be clear with something."
My students: *nervous, they gather near me.
Me: (laughs) "Okay, now I see you guys clearer."

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 9, 2026

Outsiders of our school: "Sir Hans, the spreadsheet system you created really helped us shorten our work time!"

People inside my school: "It isn't really proven to be accurate, and it's not from our subject department, so we're skipping it."

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 9, 2026

Imma skip school for a bit.

I'm the teacher.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 9, 2026

I'm also nervous for my student teacher, though I'm one of the panelists grading him.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 9, 2026

I like this idea of "dying with a smile."

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 8, 2026

I forgot that person who had a problem with coffee last time, but I'm having same problem right now.

It's 3:24 am back here, and I can't sleep coz I drank coffee in the afternoon.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 8, 2026

Heh, wrote 6.5 notebook leaves full, so that's 13 pages. 4th Volume manuscript is going smooth so far.

Imma sleep for now coz I got some school matters to attend to later. Ciao!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 8, 2026

There is really that part of your novel that you have to 'grind' through so you can 'explode' writing the next part.

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  Tsuru

• Mar 8, 2026

Its kinda ironic, that when long ago(?) when you were at your worse, i tried to recomfort you, but this time it was you that helped me.
The tables have turned.

Also if you remember, i shared you this song :