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Moon Orchard Log Entry #3:
Fruit grown from the cloud trees display a tendency to produce prolonged vocalizations when distressed. The sounds are consistent and appear to echo across nearby branches, persisting despite no visible threat. Nearby fruit continue growing.
I remain unsure whether this behavior serves a survival purpose or is the fruit's way of drawing attention to itself in order to be picked.
Moon Orchard Log Entry #2:
Observation reveals that fruit produced by cloud banana trees display unusually strong reactions when presented with various facial expressions. Specimens exposed to more dynamic emotions appear to enter a state of acute distress, resulting in either suspended growth or falling prematurely from the branch, as if experiencing hostile weather conditions.
Additional study is required.
Moon Orchard Log Entry #1:
Fascinating phenomenon observed in the Orchard today!
Certain cloud trees practice a rare technique known as selective growing,
picking exactly one-third of branches to grow from, then insists fruit grew from the entire tree.
I will keep logs of future findings.
Now who is this pretty lady
A seal came up to me.
It started singing a kiss from a rose.
AliceMoonMeow~.
Unignored done.
What now ?
Do i need to dogeza or something ?
Say genuinely sorry ? (which i in fact did multiple times ?)
I dont want beef with you.
NOR that i intentionally misgendered you voluntarily.
Dude/dudette/he/she/they/them/robot/ai/you/thisguy/thisguygirl/thisgirl/bruh/sis/WHATEVER
Im sorry if i misgendered you.
Please STOP spam laugh react.
Alright people. Let's get a show of hands here.
Who here has been personally victimized by @AliceMoonvale?
Be sure to let me know by reacting with a laugh emoji.
(disclaimer: if you couldn't tell, this is satire)
It's a shame alcohol only cures autism for a couple hours.
Or enhances it.
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