Simple Russian Bro!
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Simple Russian Bro!
I'm cooking, not because I wanna eat, but because I will literally have no time to cook later.
The raccoon i want:
sleepy, and chubby. He's just a little guy.
I woke up and immediately decided to complain about it here. This site definitely has me by the balls...
Its funny how in insight its kinda accurate.
I have a problem in the arm.
And botty have headaches problem.
(and blood in the pic is there)
I have this innate constitution
where when i complain about someone (in a not so cordial way)
people will 100% witness and immediately think that im the bad guy and the other the victim.
ps : its like a cartoon where the homeowner fight against the thief, and catch the blade/gun, and finally the police arrive and misunderstand its him the thief.
Hello, beautiful, handsome creature. I hope you slept well.
I am no longer pissed off about my phone. But I spent way too much on angry cooking, so I'm going to bed only now.
Good night everyone.
Bought a new phone not even a month ago, dropped it for the first time and the bitch immediately gets dead pixels on the screen. Does the universe think I'm made out of money?
Me when i spam-explain :
Oh, it's snowing again. I wonder...
Yep, it's gonna stay that way for two days. Gotta say goodbye to clean sidewalks, they're gonna get covered pretty quickly.
I wish to have some fries.
Muah!
Every time I see the "What's new" tab on any site, my mind immediately goes "What's new, pussycat? WOOAwoaWoAAAA!"
Only dads can come to your house for an hour, eat your food, have a really interesting conversation about religion, history, politics, work, surgery, and cars (in that order), and then leave.
And yes, he brought me a bottle of vodka and frozen pelmeni.
Good morning.
Mmm, pizza...
I don't actually exist, because there isn't any rule 34 of me.
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. One day, her mother sent her to bring cake and wine to her grandma who lived in a forest. Just as she entered the woods, an eldritch monster appeared on the path. She saw how handsome the monster was and fell in love.
"Good day, Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going?" the monster asked.
"Doesn't matter," she said. "You, me, bed now."
"W-what?"
Show me your Simple Russian Buns. -
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