Hans.Trondheim

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

"I would love to bring your fantasies to life!"

Sometimes, I wonder if a traditional artist like me lacks the magical skill of art scammers, coz I can't bring my buxom momma-type character to life no matter how much I draw her.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

I am Hans Edward Trondheim, 36, a Filipino public school teacher. I'm going to set the record for being the fastest teacher to grade his students because, hell, my school wants the grade tomorrow ASAP.

This is jackass.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

My old account and my posts from 2020 (SH-chan and SH-neesan).

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

Treating myself to some nuggets and chicken steak after work sure is nice.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

@CinnaSloth @JayMark am just busy with school stuff, but I'm planning to necro SH Lore by April (which coincides with my 30-day paid vacation).

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

Tis nice to have my student-teacher think I have a Microsoft certificate when in reality, I self-studied everything I know about Excel codes.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 4, 2026

Anyway, story of the day:

I didn't come to work today. That is because, last night, someone burned something that when we woke up this morning, our heads ached like hell and felt dizzy.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 4, 2026

Some site rules are unfair, yes, but we're the ones using their service. Unless the tables are turned (they come to need us), it's us who needs them, so we're the ones to adapt to their T&Cs.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 3, 2026

Earlier, when I was helping my students prepare their clothes for their thesis defense, I realized I'd like to have children I care for in a similar way.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 3, 2026

This freaking ramen I just ate taste good.

Too bad, the portion is small.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 3, 2026

Being included in our school nerds' club is an honor.

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  Lorelliad

• Mar 3, 2026

The chef's hat is blocking the sick-ass afro!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 3, 2026

Which countries fought in the Mexican-American war? The ones involved.
What fruit is a peeled grape? A berry.
How many animals are inanimate objects? Corals.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 3, 2026

What color is an orange? Yellow and red.
When did the war of 1812 start? On the day the first shot was fired.
What order was world war 2 in? The third, because there's this thing called "Seven Years' War" which was the first global war.
Who is buried in Grants tomb? Scholarship grants.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

O7 V3 Illust 4. Completely done with V3!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

O7 V3 Illust 3

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

While my screentone session was interrupted by bad news earlier, I still managed to finish O7 V3's Illust 2.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

Tis hard to comfort someone blaming themselves for their loved one's death, especially if that death is through suicide.

Even as I am just their teacher, I feel greatly for my students.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

Just came from my student's wake.

Yeah, please talk to someone if you're feeling down.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

Just when everything is turning up, you'll be hit with bad news.

I lost another student to...you know what. Not really a student under me, but still my student. I wish she talked to me before doing it.