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Can i get a hug ?
Ironically, it happened to me, just like it happened to gigi.
Both of my dates ran away and now im alone.
Simple Russian Bro!
I'm cooking, not because I wanna eat, but because I will literally have no time to cook later.
The raccoon i want:
sleepy, and chubby. He's just a little guy.
I woke up and immediately decided to complain about it here. This site definitely has me by the balls...
Its funny how in insight its kinda accurate.
I have a problem in the arm.
And botty have headaches problem.
(and blood in the pic is there)
I have this innate constitution
where when i complain about someone (in a not so cordial way)
people will 100% witness and immediately think that im the bad guy and the other the victim.
ps : its like a cartoon where the homeowner fight against the thief, and catch the blade/gun, and finally the police arrive and misunderstand its him the thief.
Hello, beautiful, handsome creature. I hope you slept well.
I am no longer pissed off about my phone. But I spent way too much on angry cooking, so I'm going to bed only now.
Good night everyone.
Bought a new phone not even a month ago, dropped it for the first time and the bitch immediately gets dead pixels on the screen. Does the universe think I'm made out of money?
Me when i spam-explain :
Oh, it's snowing again. I wonder...
Yep, it's gonna stay that way for two days. Gotta say goodbye to clean sidewalks, they're gonna get covered pretty quickly.
I wish to have some fries.
Muah!
Every time I see the "What's new" tab on any site, my mind immediately goes "What's new, pussycat? WOOAwoaWoAAAA!"
Only dads can come to your house for an hour, eat your food, have a really interesting conversation about religion, history, politics, work, surgery, and cars (in that order), and then leave.
And yes, he brought me a bottle of vodka and frozen pelmeni.
Good morning.
Mmm, pizza...
I don't actually exist, because there isn't any rule 34 of me. -
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