AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 6, 2026

*pulls out a chair*
Buckle up y'all, the show will go on.
I'm preparing for all the peeps that will eventually come in complaining they can't commit crimes anymore.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

Have you googled yourself today?

TIL: there's a show called moonvale?

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

Found your pic on X btw.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

Am I correct to understand that this is your alt account @Envylope ?

Or my marbles for eyes are playing tricks on me?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

Certain SHF people in a nutshell:
You're welcome.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Mar 5, 2026

Now I know as to why you wear a mask~.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

I personally avoid eating certain apples.
The kind of apples that hate on other apples of the same type as them.
It's like, red apple, who are you to hate on red apples when you're a red apple yourself?
Green apple supremacy means you have to be green, why do you think hating on red apples will make you green?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

That sun of a bitch. One of my all time arch nemeses.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

I thought it was a meme, but people really do be disappearing themselves once they reach 800-1000 messages. Do you guys also do that on twitter for some reason?

Shame we still get the worst people to exist not leaving after a certain message count.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 4, 2026

Official statement.
I hereby claim the following phrases as my own and no one else is allowed to steal them:

1. goobly gibbly bits
2. your story's prose has the vibe of skinless chicken in a KFC

That is all. Thank you.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 4, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 4, 2026

said no jesus ever when seeing the actual state of the fucked blue marble in space.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 4, 2026

Some of the shit people post on here is rough.
Cringe so hard my skeleton goes flaccid like wet noodles.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 4, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 3, 2026

Having a nice break from writing by being a cool, hip gaymer with anxiety whispering in my ear to not fall asleep or I'll die.
#funTuesdaythings

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 3, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 3, 2026

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Mar 3, 2026