I honestly think the most competitive title here on SHF would be The One With The Worst Sleep Schedule… nonetheless I’m definitely one of the top contenders that’s for sure-nyah.
My greatest talent is that I can summon a novels worth of lore out of thin air whenever I want… sometimes I just sit around and tell stories to the void about something like a stick I saw and it’s epic tale of how it was used to defeated the corrupted God of war 300 years ago-nyah.
I had an argument with my grandpa this morning at like 4am~ he blamed me and my phone for waking up his dog that was 4 rooms away and on the other side of the house… I told rather bluntly that I’ve done this exact routine for the past 200 consecutive days and the dog never woke up…
I’ll probably get back to writing tomorrow… I wanna actually post the damn thing soon so and I’ve finally organized and settled the setting… I’m starting with a Harry Potter fanfic to experiment with some genres… that and work on not trying to achieve something perfect… that thought process is an annoying spiral I’ve found-nyah.
My parents get tired of me fast because I’ll talk for hours on end about stories and writing whilst talking and breathing at the same time… they don’t really understand 90% of the stuff I say so it’s essentially just a conversation with myself with them kinda just being there… but I am trying to do that less as of late… reading and writing has been my hyper obsession for years now so they’re sick of it-nyah….

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