Let me tell you… Corty isn't really a loli.
He is this balding 40+year-old man with two blonde pigtails glued to his head; he also has a small blue dress on for a little girl… except it's been stretched to it's utmost limit over his entire body. He also has a yellowed pillow under his dress over his grotesquely protruding stomach.
? ? Happy Moolentines day Corty
Corty? Corty? Aww, sleeping peacefully, not even breathing.

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