Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 19, 2026

Mother has gotten herself hospitalized again. (Curse you, high blood pressure!)
Foolish mortal refuses to take iron supplements because "oh, it makes my gut hurt."
I shake my head in disappointment.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 17, 2026

Anxiety!
(sing this)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 14, 2026

Chelk.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 13, 2026

He has passed.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 13, 2026

He's dying.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 12, 2026

Chicken nuggets and fries for two of the small ones and me. The other small ones are at school.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 11, 2026

It's only Wednesday. It's only Wednesday. It's only Wednesday.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 11, 2026

My 3 year old younger brother pronounces "fish" as "shiish".

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  JayMark

• Feb 11, 2026

ZEEP! ZERP!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 10, 2026

Another pound of butter fell out of the fridge at head height(I am six feet tall IRL.) and then it went down onto my foot at ground level. More nerve damage! Yay!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 9, 2026

I'm eating pizza for dinner right now.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 8, 2026

Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches that I just made.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 7, 2026

"It's tea time", so said the mint tea.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 7, 2026

Copper tastes like corn.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 6, 2026

You know how they say that god is omnipresent? Well, microplastics are too. They're in everything you eat and drink, and in every other person around you, including yourself. Every gadget you use has them in it. They are truly omnipresent.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 4, 2026

The duck deleted my comments on their post warning people away from the signature. It's definitely a Rick roll in that spoiler.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 4, 2026

I want to eat something. Sadge.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 3, 2026

Necro post autocorrects to necronomicon post for me.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 3, 2026

I feel like sh*t, but while I'm my laying here, my younger brother (4 Years old) just asked me if unicorn blood would make him immortal. That was funny.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 3, 2026

Good news: the scar tissue doesn't hurt right now. Bad news: I'm sick and my entire body hurts right now.