AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 25, 2025

It's so strange. I haven't been on fictionpress in like... what? 10 years?
And maybe like once or twice a week I'll get someone following me or a bot trying to scam me.
WHY THOUGH? How do people even find old, clearly abandoned accounts to pester?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 25, 2025

My week-long vacation starts in a few days!
MORE TIME FOR WRITING! Hopefully.

Hopefully I can avoid being chronically lazy and wanting to sleep the whole time.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 24, 2025

Gudetama is my spirit animal.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 24, 2025

Rule #711: Cheese is good. Unless you have lactose intolerance.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 22, 2025

Sitting here reminiscing, looking at my old collection of Warrior Cats books.
I almost miss high school, but also don't, because I don't miss being bullied or my terrible parents.
Y'know what I miss? just being younger and not being tired all the time.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 22, 2025

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 22, 2025

Sometimes, I open the fridge expecting life answers.
All I find is cheese.
And I'm lactose intolerant.

Relatable moments™

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 20, 2025

I only listen to quality music.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 19, 2025

I've just been too tired 'n busy to write.
All I do is sleep when I get home

Guess I might have to stick to weekend writing.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 19, 2025

A motto I share with you all: KYS
Know Your Self

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 18, 2025

Rule #8675309 - Never dip your toe-sies in the ganges river in India. It had such a huge issue with dead bodies, that they deployed human eating snapping turtles to clean up the mess.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 18, 2025

Rule #69420 - Finger lick'in good implies there is Toe suck'in bad. You cannot escape this.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 18, 2025

I'M CRINGE AND I'M PROUD.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 17, 2025

Ever have a dream where you're dreaming you're still awake at your computer,
Your screen looks red and you wonder why,
then realize it's cause blood is pouring over and staining your eyes?
Only for you to wake up still in front of your computer?

Yeah, today is Sunday.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 16, 2025

Me: Oh neat, I see people posting cool art 'n stuff.

Meanwhile:

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 16, 2025

Just when you think you haven't thought enough, you think again.

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  JayMark

• Nov 16, 2025

Welcome to hotel ScribbleHubForums. It's a lovely place.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Nov 16, 2025

Submit chapter for the first time: This looks good!

1 hour later: Lemme just.. fix a couple things.

Another hour later: FUCK, I NEED TO FIX THIS! I CAN'T LET PEOPLE READ THIS SILLY TOMFOOLERY!

Yet another hour later: This whole section is still FUCKIN 'RAW. -rewrites entire paragraph-

Brain: How much do you want to edit?
Me: Yes.
Brain: Even after you spent a week editing already?
Me: