wanna get a stretch like I'm a slinky held at one end, maybe get the rack and pull a couple times till whatever's bothering me in my back pops properly
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held a singular hot tamale (candy) betwixt my lips and it fell out while I was distracted and fell directly into a trashcan
I wonder if there's real estate websites where they sell haunted houses
watched the truman show (the movie) and boy howdy was it fun
volunteer human* sacrifice
went through my book collection, then gathered my pressed flower collection, and boy howdy, there was more than I expected of both
the bozos with the fireworks need to stop imitating a thunderstorm with their discount freedom explosives
personally I like abstract art for several reasons 1. It makes me think: it makes me consider what the artist meant by the piece, what happened to make the piece happened (location, material etc), and how the piece is commonly interpreted and what I think about that (do I agree? why or why not)
maybe drinking an energy drink at this time of the evening is not my finest decision but
it tastes like fizzy fruit juice
Favorite quote of the day: "Well aren't you just a new and interesting addition to the universe."
It's annoying when you contact an app's support line like "I did this, this, and this and there's still these problems what the hell" and the support team replies "Well have you tried [ACTION YOU LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT EXTENSIVELY DOING] you fucking idiot? You brainless sillyhead? Ever thought about doing just everything over again for the fifth time? OwO? UwU?"
anything irritating that happened to you today was directly caused by Anon, be sure to thank him for my powerup
a common joke I make with my mom is she'll ask if I did X and I'll reply "no I killed and ate X" and tonight she asked if I transferred the laundry (I did) but instead I said my usual joke.
I am not an average dog, I am a special dog
something described as a "ruckus" is usually pretty funny
dad somehow managed to break the recliner again and to the point where it's now a collection of wood and fabric than a piece of furniture.
No I don't know how because I was in another room
Dad apparently went out and bought a new chair while I was fixing the original one. rip lol -
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