The thing that annoys me in every story about Spider-Man is his Spider-Sense. And no, not because he has it, but because authors either make it into a God-like ability, or fuck it up so bad it makes me cry.
Alright! Since no one has stepped up.... it seems like you're my new witch owner. Make me a sandwich that satisfies my hunger. It has to have tuna, chicken nuggets, cheese mayo, leafy veggies and diet coke on the side.