Woolen_Monkey

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 22, 2025

Just got back from camping... Me and my cousin had to stop my uncle who was black out drunk from fighting my dad. Did I mention he is basically a giant. My whole body hurts. ? I also got hit in the head with a corn hole board that he casually picked up and threw/tossed... Ouch

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 16, 2025

I'm sill alive in Senior Assassin, though I have since became a pacifist preaching for peace. ?️ I've also had a bounty on my head for about two days so far. Life is tuff for the Monkey.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 15, 2025

In my own head canon swiper is payed by Dora's parents to be there. I just imagine him have the voice of a 40 yld minimum wage employee smoking a sig around a bush. "Aah, here we go again. Why do I do this to myself."

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 15, 2025

*pat* *pat* It'll be okay @Ed.Spain .

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 14, 2025

The amount of times my family acts surprised when I mention I'm a atheist is crazy. It's like they do a memory wipe every time it comes up.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 10, 2025

My senior class is playing senior assassin, so I canped outside my targets house for three hours only for them to have there protection emblem on. A sad day for me. A truly sad day. ?

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 9, 2025

So manyy people representing concepts, and groups!!!! I can't process what's happened in the short time I wasn't on. ?

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 7, 2025

Looking back on the conversation me, my friend, and my sister where having ive realized how weird it was. We where talking about growers and showerers. Who's packing, dating lives. Classic school drama. But then it gets weird as we started talking about... Yea I'm not say that. Let's just say I didn't need to know about that part of my sisters life and she didn't need to know mine.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 5, 2025

I hate going outside to get stuff from the shed at work. The reason being because a while ago some random guy stopped in the entry to the parking spaces in the back and just started talking to us. No one knew who he was.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Apr 5, 2025

Been a while since I've posted. Going to my first prom which happens to be a senior prom. ?? Only going because my sister want me to.

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• Mar 29, 2025

10 spankings.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 29, 2025

Just bought some fineliner 0.5 pens. I don't know why but I'm so excited for them to come in the mail.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 28, 2025

I never realized how much of a hassle have longer hair was.

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 22, 2025

I dint get to sleep last night, monkey eepy. ?

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 20, 2025

Practicing the ocarina...

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 20, 2025

Why arent all the locks facing the same way!!!!!!!!!!! It gets in my nerves!

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 18, 2025

Eepy time for monkey

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 18, 2025

So many cats near where I work. So cute! ?

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 15, 2025

Tsuru didn't send me a pic. My needy tendencies aren't satisfied. ?? I demand at least three head pats!

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  Woolen_Monkey

• Mar 14, 2025

Im always reminded of the London Bridge nursery rhyme.i love it.