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Today is the day I hit myself in the eye with a hair band, cut my finger with a knife, hit my elbow on the table and almost hit my forehead on the wall.
I'm annoyed.
I want to be a house cat. To lie around all day, doing nothing and biting people.
Why the hell Americans wear shoes inside their houses?
Rule #3162 - Any rules count.
@Iamnotabot since your profile is closed, have four cats here.
Today, my most esteemed mother told me to stop smoking.
I stopped smoking last year. So I asked my sister what the hell is happening.
Turns out, she accidentally told my mother that I smoke (like, currently) in a conversation "Why people's hands shake so much?"
I have no words.
Currently looping :
to help my mood
(currently ineffective) (like a bucket of water on a wood fire in a dark night)
Fried eggs with chicken is a mother baked in children.
Well, today I fell asleep not at six in the morning, but at two in the morning. My sleep schedule is slowly recovering!
These are the cats I prefer, Mama.
I wish I could see my cats right now.
Sleep. (maybe) ((probably not))
Hungry. Should I make a sandwich?
Now I know how a red-hot piece of iron feels on the skin. Unpleasant. My face smells like burnt meat. -
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