RepresentingCaution

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 17, 2025

Kid: I taste like poop.
Me: Why do you taste like poop?
Kid: Just lick me.
Me. I don't want to taste poop. Please take a bath before I lick you.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 17, 2025

Kid woke up Dada at 1am by frying lumpia (from the freezer) and banging his spatula on the pan during the process. Before the lumpia, used toilet paper to wrap one of his toys as a present for Grandpa, made a card for him, and wrapped another toy with scrap paper. Before that, he fried a hash brown.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 17, 2025

Me: Go to your dada.
Kid: I don't like the nipples of him!

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 14, 2025

Mama, it's not poop; it's just brownies. I just rolled it with my hand.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Mar 8, 2025

Kid climbs onto kitchen counter, washes bowl, puts bowl in dishwasher to dry, grabs huge kitchen knife, starts washing it, sings, "I'm being careful, I'm being careful!"

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  RiceballWasTaken

• Feb 21, 2025

someone said I have stinky feet.

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  Agentt

• Feb 17, 2025

*bows*

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  SRB

• Feb 15, 2025

I have never posted a cat picture on your profile. Let me correct that with a grumpy cat.

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  RiceballWasTaken

• Feb 15, 2025

You missed out on the exploits of the one star bandit, someone who had the same dreams of one stars just like you

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  RepresentingCaution

• Feb 10, 2025

"I just activated my climb on countertop mode, and then I started to pee-pee, so I paused it."

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  RepresentingCaution

• Jan 4, 2025

Me: Sunny day, chasin' the farts away
Kid: No!!!!!
Me: Ride on the magic fartbus
Kid: No!!!!!
Me: Barney is a fartisaur
Kid: No!!!!!
Me: Farthouse detectives
Kid: No!!!!!
Me: Fart, and another fart is
Kid: No!!!!!
Me: Fart, dog, fart dog
Kid: No! You are being a goofball.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Dec 26, 2024

Kid playing with his new doctor toy set: "And now I'm going to give you a shot for being a good, healthy human."

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  RepresentingCaution

• Dec 18, 2024

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  BLIGHT_ZERO

• Nov 20, 2024

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  melchi

• Nov 17, 2024

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  BLIGHT_ZERO

• Nov 15, 2024

do you think your child will grow up to be an author.

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• Deleted member 84247

• Nov 13, 2024

Because of this thread I made, I found out that your novel is the lowest rated (not counting ones who aren't rated). 1.4 is a major statistical outlier. The next one up is 2.2, and it starts growing from there.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Oct 29, 2024

I'd like Netflix to have a feature that allows my child to watch only content that I've approved. Alternatively, I'd like to block things before they are released. Please submit a feature request to Netflix if you agree and can spare a few minutes.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Oct 10, 2024

Threenager: Leave me alone! *slams door, pushes against door to prevent me from opening it*
Me: I have nipples for you. Would you like me to bring my nipples into the bedroom?
Threenager: Yeah. *moves away from door so I can open it*

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  RepresentingCaution

• Oct 3, 2024

Me: *farts*
Kid: You should give me a very big fart to blow me to the bathroom.