Corty

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  Corty

• May 21, 2024

I have blacklisted some people who I won't steal socks from:

@Simple_Russian_Boi
@GoodPerson
@Voidiris
@NotaNuffian

They should know that all the socks I take are for hanging above my fireplace, giving Santa more options to stuff them full of presents.

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  SRB

• May 21, 2024

I had a nightmare where you return all the stolen socks to your victims, but the socks are wet.

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  Aaqil

• May 20, 2024

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  Corty

• May 19, 2024

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  Corty

• May 18, 2024

I think I found a window none of you all knew existed:

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  RedMuffin

• May 18, 2024

Quantum entanglement example:​

Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

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  Quacky

• May 18, 2024

Take pride for you have been chosen to be the most criminal member of shf.

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  HelloHound

• May 18, 2024

concept: Australian femboy

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  RedMuffin

• May 17, 2024

*Taking your socks hostage*

Give me your internet point, or else...

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  Aaqil

• May 17, 2024

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  Blitz

• May 16, 2024

What’s your opinion on finger socks ? Also known as toe socks

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  Quacky

• May 16, 2024

I'm moving out of the sock appartments.

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  Pixytokisaki14

• May 16, 2024

Want a donut? ?

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  Corty

• May 14, 2024

No, this is not me. I SWEAR.

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  Corty

• May 14, 2024

I felt that:

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  Corty

• May 14, 2024

@Anon2024 Rule#2243 addendum: Daddy issues are a global epidemic.

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  RedMuffin

• May 13, 2024

@Corty I found duck shaped socks
@Detective_Quack

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  Woolen_Monkey

• May 13, 2024

Know when the end comes I'll be there waiting for you and your stinky socks.

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  RedMuffin

• May 13, 2024

Welcome to the Socks continent

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  Woolen_Monkey

• May 13, 2024

Here's your socks back. ?