took down the porch lights, now to waffle about before I drag myself to the gym
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I'm suddenly willing to do unspeakable violence in order to get smoked salmon; I should add that to my grocery list
you think a werewolf ever tried to go to the dog groomer when they were wolfed out? Would they be straightforward and say they'd be grooming a werewolf or would they say it's just a particularly bitey big dog?
adding some beef stock to the jambalaya went surprisingly well
augh, drawing
drank coffee and now am inundated with both energy and unending rage
what a surprise to wake up to
I am eating one mildly spicy korean microwave meal and clearing every possible pore and sinus; I'm clearing neighbors sinuses by the sheer power of white girl eating one (1) slightly spicy meal
I've escaped and immediately began committing art crimes nyehehe
I've got dog in lap but I now want to finger paint
alrighty that's all the inside decoration taken care of; in a couple days I'll take down the lights but considering what a massive pain it was to put them up I'm not keen on going through the reverse process
the tree is packed up, now for the mountain of ornaments
innit something sad that you can't even get Rick rolled without ads nowadays?
literally the second the clock turns to midnight tonight I am inflicted with the curse of constantly thinking about my taxes until I finally pay them despite the fact that I only worked a month this year, it has been haunting me since i turned 18 and my Constant Goddamn Moving has not eased the tax fears™ that chase me yearly
you don't see a lot of cauldrons anymore, where did they go? Where can you find them? Are they extinct?
fun architecture fact is that the reason the leaning tower of pisa is still standing despite its relatively shallow foundation on unsteady soil is that the people building it went to war so long that the soil had time to settle and firm up enough for the rest of the construction
watching videos about architectural blunders and loudly jeering when I see the 20 Fenchurch Street building's stupid ass design
the architect should cry himself to sleep at night only for my mockery to follow him to his nightmares
Chainsaws are a neat tool originally designed to assist with childbirth and has since gone to landscaping but honestly I can't take it very seriously as a murder weapon; they can obviously be lethal but generally are so clunky and loud that it feels somewhat comical
ah fine I give; guess I'm just staying awake since 4:00 am
I always forget about the end result of asparagus and will continue to forget forever amen -
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