I downloaded a very fun game where I'm a chicken agent that spies on a paranoid human and removes all chicken related content from his online feed.
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I so deeply resonate with this song!
My sister saw my hidden snacks... now I have to share it with her
Fruits are so hard to cut... my sis came to me for help to cut her a guava... but she didn't know that even I didn't know how to cut a guava... and somehow that guava was so tough that it wouldn't even cut with a knife so we went on to get a sickle but it still didn't cut and watched a youtube tutorial on how to cut an guava... it must be an unripe hard guava!
nyaaa!~~
/ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
Just as I thought my night couldn't get any weirder, I hear a drunk man serenading outside my house. 10/10 for his confidence and 4/10 for his singing! I bet either he had fallen in love or had a heartbreak cause it was a romantic song!
my sis was attending online group study with her friend for her exam and then she suddenly barged into my room for a home tour... it's 1 a.m... and why barge in my room!!? What am I? Some monkey in a zoo!!?
My lights were flickering and I turned my heads to looks at it and the flickering stopped! This is the 3rd time it happened now... So now either my house is haunted, or the lights are malfunctioning or I have some superpowers!!!!
my sis had her hindi exams today and in her exams she was given a story to test her comprehension... the story was supposed to be about a kind, good benevolent king who was distraught cause his kingdom was too poor and his subjects were starving!
I'm sorry whaat!? A king! Who's kind and benevolent doesn't exist!
our tenants had a very cute smol baby and now I finally learnt how to hold him properly!!! I'm evolved! Literally he's so cute and precious with chubby cheeks! I get cuteness aggression!
To live is to suffer! And to suffer is to live
(This doesn't make any sense but pretend I said something very deep and thought-provoking)
while scrolling through insta reels, I got recommended a reel about dopplegangers... and now I want one. Take my place! I don't care if you are my evil clone! waaaah take my place! I don't want to prepare for exams anymore! Give the exam in my stead!
*dies cause of exhaustion*
Another feline~.
my sis is sick so she is banned from coffee....mwehehe and now I will purposely brew the best cold coffee and drink it in front of her to taunt her in the face! hah! Take that for eating chocolate without me!
An elder from my homeland? This is a rare sight to see.
Can I get some recommendations for sports novels? Preferably ones with no romance.
miiiiina~
This is one of my ex-daughters @.@)
Who ran away from home after I tried to caramelize her -
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