Hans.Trondheim

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 16, 2026

Let's learn Flip with Sir Hans #3

If a Flip invites you to their house, you should have an empty stomach because you won't and cannot leave WITHOUT eating.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 16, 2026

Let's learn Flip with Sir Hans #2

Futa in non-hispanic countries: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Futa/puta in hispanic ones, like the Philippines:

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 16, 2026

Let's learn Flip with Sir Hans!

MILF in other countries: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MILF in the Philippines:

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

Scammer: "Let's write something beautiful together."

My mind upon reading that cringe:

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

Now here's one of the effects of my bipolarism.

Ideas rushing unto my head, like someone busted a dam, and I can't sleep because I wanna write them.

It's 12:16 am now. I still got work later. Trying to catch a snooze.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

Ugh, I should've put this in the thread about what gets me pissed...

Flips who keep speaking in English when the occassion doesn't require them to just to look 'intelligent'. Really grinds my gears. Lol

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

Me and my mom have a new way to communicate to each other.

Me: *coughs
Mom: *coughs twice
Me: *coughs thrice
Mom: *coughs again

Stay healthy peeps!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

The Philippine Flag is the only flag in the world that changes whenever we are at war (like in Filipino-American War in 1899 and WW2).

However, when that change does happen, I won't fight. Mainly because, I won't fight for a system I want to disappear.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

I just realized that Vlad III Dracul is so legendary, his lore meant to scare the Ottomans became the staple of 20th & 21st Century horror fiction.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 15, 2026

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WROTE 2K MORE WORDS IN ONE SITTING! WORD COUNT FOR VOLUME 3 OF OYASUMISE7EN IS 12K NOW!!!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 14, 2026

Any case, last post before I sleep.

Nice joking around with everyone! Hope you have a good day!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 14, 2026

Gawd, I'm on a roll for comedy today!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 14, 2026

Welp. DepEd PH is going to switch to three terms next schoolyear from the old four terms.

Yet, our curriculum is still geared for 4 quarters.

May God have mercy on us government teachers...

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 14, 2026

11:50 pm and I'm listening to these while writing.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 14, 2026

Forget that stupid SEA vs SoKor fight. I dig this instead.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 14, 2026

Because of the SEA vs SoKor Online War, Flip songs are starting to get famous in Twitter. Lol

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 14, 2026

10k words written so far! 20k words left to write! Onwards to my 3rd Volume!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Feb 14, 2026

Also, gotta love the online war between ASEAN countries plus China, India, Pakistan, Japan and Poland vs. South Korea.

This one's a meme mine. lol